Sometimes it takes me a while to pay attention to things. Elon is one of those things. I haven’t taken the man seriously for years now. Everytime he’s in the newz I let it go by me at first and I’ll only get back to whatever it was if there’s something else out there making it or him worth my while. That’s exactly what happened with the infantilism that can only be embodied by the world’s first trillionaire. I mean. Get this. I could have bought numerous Teslas in the last ten years. Ok. I’m bragging. I coudln’t have bought “numerous”. But I could have bought… two? (Because I bought two difference petrol cars in that time.) Anywho. The last product I tried from Elon was Starlink. Boy did I send that thing back to get a refund within thirty days. Nomatter.
When Elon’s flying car first appeared I blew it off. It was easy to see that Elon’s getting pretty desperate with such a stunt–even if one doesn’t bother to check if it’s real or not. So after letting the rigamarole settle, I finally gave the flying car of my beloved and missed #Americant’s perhaps final immigrant, a look. Am I impressed? Well…
What is, dear wurst-reader, the best way to describe what #Americant has become of late, specially but not only, as related to post Ronald Dip$hit Reagan’s bat$hit conservatism? Nothing? How bought this: Performance-ism. In other wurst-words. Most of the crazy coming out of the MAGA world wouldn’t be where it is currently if it weren’t for performing, performance, perform-ism. They all do it, don’t you know. It all started, if you will, especially in the hardcare MAGA cult, with WWE. It has now left the building, gone out and about, taking off its wrastling tights, seeped its way into the mainstream…. The MAGA cultists and those beside them incapable of knowing any better, gulp this $hit up–it is what has moulded Elon as he panics over every second of his life watching the value of his stocks. And so…
This “car” stunt has to be one of the stupidist things I have ever seen. The only question remaining: what level of stupid will they take it to next?
Good luck suckers. And. Rant on.
-T