I've been in my beloved & missed #Americant during the worst pandemic in a hundred years for a week now. I received my first covid shot within hours of arriving. Should be getting second shot within the next three weeks. I consider being able to fly here and get vaccinated an awesome privilege--and for that … Continue reading The Not So Grand Intervention
Tag: Infantilism
From the Desk of…
Will this be the first and last time I visit the link below? You bettcha. (Probably.) Still. Gotta worst-say, dear worst-reader, ain't it great how #Americants greatest grifter aka cheeto-jesus has been reduced to communicating his idiocy via a... blog? Rant on. -T Source: From the Desk of Donald J. Trump | Donald J. Trump
The Cuckoos Nest Flew Over The One
What does it take to change the story(line), dear worst-reader? You know. Change the story so that it fits the/your narrative. As in. My beloved & missed #Americant can't quite figure out what to do with the mischief of its toddler man-children in the here and now that has become a $hitshow of greed and … Continue reading The Cuckoos Nest Flew Over The One
How Obvious Does It Have To Be
This is the stage at CPAC 2021. I mean, dudes and dudets, could it be more obvious? Source of pic: see link below Scenarios of things past that could only lead to things to come. Or. How I learned to see the future--of where my beloved & missed #Americant would go. Scenario 1. So. Like. … Continue reading How Obvious Does It Have To Be
Missing With Your Blame Gun
Went ahead and gave it my best shot, dear worst-reader. And guess what? I actually made it through a whole Jimmy Dore clip. It's been a while since I've been able to do that. For don't you know, dear worst-reader, I'm a bit of skeptic when it comes to the likes of Jimmy Dore. You … Continue reading Missing With Your Blame Gun
Sue To The Dungheap
As the herd culls or is culled... How does one get to the essence of what's wrong with everything, dear worst-reader? You know, why everything is soooooo worst? Does one dig to the base, the fundament, the origin? Are there even enough shovels, tools to do that? Does one deconstruct and thereby reconstruct--in order to … Continue reading Sue To The Dungheap
#OkBoomers Be Gone. Please.
As I point out here or there in this worst-blog, I'm not a fan of my own generation. Especially the #Americant portion of that generation1. But. Dear worst-reader. Not only can we NOT choose our parents, we are also stuck with the generation in which we are born. With that worst-said, I'm as tail-end as … Continue reading #OkBoomers Be Gone. Please.
Boomer Plague, Face Masks And Toilet Paper
There you have it, dear worst-reader. End-times ain't (just) nigh (anymore). They (end-times) be here, eh. How do you (we) know? Easy. There's nothing to wipe your arse with. Don't know about you, but I'm starting to love the idear about getting a bidet. As I worst-write this, I can almost feel a stream of … Continue reading Boomer Plague, Face Masks And Toilet Paper
But Hasn’t It Always Been This Way?
Keep in mind, dear worst-reader, the/a bigoted #Americant nutjob in any suburb near you ain't no different than the one in the link below or the pic above. Wait. Hold the worst-presses. There might be a slight difference. The bigoted nutjob from the burbs probably ain't as willing to take one up the bum as … Continue reading But Hasn’t It Always Been This Way?
As You Live, Eat And Breath It: Compulsive Behaviourism And Fascism
https://youtu.be/MmSz7HqkI9s Stopped watching at exactly 16:51, dear worst-reader. Reason? It's all I could stomach. What a disgusting display of... Of? Of? Well, how 'bout this: what a disgusting display of life, liberty and the pursuit of greed (at any cost) that is the current state of my beloved & missed united mistakes of compulsive behaviourism, … Continue reading As You Live, Eat And Breath It: Compulsive Behaviourism And Fascism
Toxic Male Delusion And Such
https://youtu.be/QRQmhwhBcEk Been meaning to post something about this jerk-off for some time now. And don't you know, dear worst-reader, it's been an inner fight to do so. I mean, come on. How many of these men should I worst-write about? The problem is, toxic men are running this worst-world. Am I the only one that knows … Continue reading Toxic Male Delusion And Such
Real Reason Peoples Should Be Afeared Of This Guy
Pete Buttigieg should drive anyone away at the moment it's revealed that he worked for the likes of McKinsey & Co. Forget about the fact that he's just some man-child that gained a few thousand votes to become mayor in the hellhole that is some midwest country bumpkin town. Now don't get me wrong, dear … Continue reading Real Reason Peoples Should Be Afeared Of This Guy
Anti-Intellectualism Wins Again
The big gripe, dear worst-reader. I mean. Come on. As bad as the obviousness of President Stupid and his ways can be, is it just as bad to use an analogy of a name--even President Stupid's son's name--and a monarchial title in order to make a constitutional legal argument? You know. #Americant is supposed to … Continue reading Anti-Intellectualism Wins Again
The Essence Of #Americant
https://youtu.be/P82WR6At95c Get a load of this vid, dear worst-reader. Get a load of what this vid is about! Obviously examples of what makes America #Americant are not few and far between. I mean, how else can THE LAND OF FREE TO BE STUPID up its game with the likes of #Trump & co? No, seriously. … Continue reading The Essence Of #Americant
Dreams: Funny Faces, Kiss Peeing On Me, Guns
Dreams can be a bitch, dear worst-reader. Especially those dreams that confuse beyond trying to figure them out. I mean, don't you know, I'm not into figuring them ALL out. Some of them I just let go. Others linger with me for days--even as I try to let go. That means, I suppose, I have … Continue reading Dreams: Funny Faces, Kiss Peeing On Me, Guns
When It’s Time To Fear… Fear Itself
"President Hoover, Mr. Chief Justice, My friends, "This is a day of national consecration, and I am certain that my fellow Americans expect that on my induction into the Presidency I will address them with a candor and a decision which the present situation of our Nation impels. This is preeminently the time to … Continue reading When It’s Time To Fear… Fear Itself
Past Participle Of Thunderpussy
Is it time yet, dear worst-reader? Time to start trademarking worst-writer? How bout I also trademark one of my other favourites: #Americant? And what about my use of the word fcuk? What? That's not a word? Come now, come now. Of course it's a word, don't you know. It's a word because, well, the powers-that-be … Continue reading Past Participle Of Thunderpussy
Submissive Wives Of The Bimbo Coalition
It was the running, dear worst-reader. The running from a few things--that resulted in my expatriation from my beloved & missed united mistakes of #Americant. Allow me to indulge in two of those things. The first was/is anti-intellectualism. Now don't get me wrong. It's not that I'm saying I'm smarter than anyone else. That is … Continue reading Submissive Wives Of The Bimbo Coalition
Not To Be Confused With Stupid
I know. I know. I have to stop calling my beloved & missed #Americant LAND OF FREE TO BE STUPID. But I can't. I mean, it's so hard, don't you know. Especially considering that I was smart enough to jump ship so long ago after having figured out how so much STUPID would eventually rule … Continue reading Not To Be Confused With Stupid
Land Of Free To Be Stupid: Examples
First, dear worst-reader, why is it that two of the most interesting of all the stupid "talk shows" in my beloved & missed #Americant are hosted by foreigners? One: Trevor Noah. Two: John Oliver. Is there no one native-born to host these pseudo-newz shows (of stupid)? Am I, expat-galore, being too pseudo-nationalistic to even ask … Continue reading Land Of Free To Be Stupid: Examples
A Thread Runs Through It
Subtitle: Pseudo-Review of Loaded by Roxanne Dunbar-Ortiz Metaphorically worst-writing (or is it analogically) I often use the idear of a thread, as in, a thread runs through it to explain something. I can also worst-say it thus: Without this thread the whole quilt will wilt. For worst-moi and the emotions I wield for my beloved & … Continue reading A Thread Runs Through It
The Facade #Americant Revealing More And More
Never before or with each passing day have I felt more proud of the fact that I didn't finish college and therefore cannot be categorised among those who run, advocate and facilitate the grand $hit$how of my beloved & missed united mistakes of #Americant. Indeed. I didn't finish college because of I couldn't handle the … Continue reading The Facade #Americant Revealing More And More
The Great #Americant Ruse
The first few articles and commentaries I read about recent congressional hearing where a convicted liar was interviewed, further extending his fifteen minutes of fame--like so many others in meritless #Americant--had me hooked. Wow, I thought. This is great stuff. But then Michael Cohen started talking and talking and talking. Alone that NY accent should … Continue reading The Great #Americant Ruse
Cross Fire Part 2.5 Or So
How many times can a Faux-Newz $hitbag be called-out for being the devil incarnate or, at best, a representative of my beloved & missed #Americant... the LAND OF FREE TO BE STUPID? I mean, Jon Stewart did a pretty good job of calling out this particular Faux-Newz a$$hole... How many years ago was that? Nomatter. Jon Stewart … Continue reading Cross Fire Part 2.5 Or So
How To Bring Silence And Greetings From President Stupid
Yeah, it's getting hard, dear worst-reader. This expat thing I'm living is indeed a struggle. I mean, it's bad enough when I travel from #Eurowasteland to remote vacation destinations--you know, for scuba, for sailing lessons, for even more lazy days on a beach with too much sand and those silly little crabs that crawl all … Continue reading How To Bring Silence And Greetings From President Stupid
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