Tag: Dysfunction

The Ugly Truth From The Ugly Mouth That’s Never Been Washed #Soap

“...the longer they talk about identity politics, I got ’em. I want them to talk about racism every day. If the left is focused on race and identity, and we go with economic nationalism, we can crush the Democrats.” -Steven Bannon. The thing about hate is how it can go so well so unseen. I experienced … Continue reading The Ugly Truth From The Ugly Mouth That’s Never Been Washed #Soap →

If You Can’t Manage It Or Pay For It Then It’s Time To Burn It (As In Down) To Make Sure You Still Win

What do most children do when confronted about lying? Indeed. They lie. I suppose parents who teach those kids not to lie are doing the right thing. But isn't the real reason why the kids lie in the first place the more pertinent issue? Then again, is the real reason anyone lies ever addressed? The … Continue reading If You Can’t Manage It Or Pay For It Then It’s Time To Burn It (As In Down) To Make Sure You Still Win →

How Stupid Is You? Check The Icing In Your Cake Or The Butter Before You Penetrate.

Of course, I do have the following worst-question: how is it that my beloved #americant can elect Barry-O... but... then... because of a woman candidate... also elect the likes of #Trump directly thereafter... which... then.. has lead to... Answer: something other than stupidity elected Barry-O and or... Sorry to answer my own question with a … Continue reading How Stupid Is You? Check The Icing In Your Cake Or The Butter Before You Penetrate. →

The Not-So-Great Re-Read Of Someone’s History Re-Told Or How Greed Has Made Your $hitshow

A pseudo-review of this book is here. I recently felt compelled to re-read it. Reason? Something has stuck in my head for the last few years based on something I read about this book a few years back. I can't remember who wrote it--or maybe it was something I even heard someone say--but it went something … Continue reading The Not-So-Great Re-Read Of Someone’s History Re-Told Or How Greed Has Made Your $hitshow →

Moment You Know Your Gig Is Up And #ConfessYourUnpopularOpinions

I love it. It's one of those rare moments where there is so much crumbling in the souls of those who thought they $hit roses that I can sit back, for even this brief amount of time, and actually enjoy watching the catastrophic embarrassment of WWE or anything reality-tv. Cause that's what we're/you're in, baby. … Continue reading Moment You Know Your Gig Is Up And #ConfessYourUnpopularOpinions →

Corporatism, Mobbing And The Daily Routine Of The Race To The Bottom

Behaviour these days is everything; it is a pillar at the base upon which the global system, in its current iteration, rests and functions. In fact, nothing gets done without behaviourism. If you don't behave then you are an outcast, you are ostracised from the/a system. You may also be accosted or, better yet, mobbed. Whether … Continue reading Corporatism, Mobbing And The Daily Routine Of The Race To The Bottom →

Stuck In The Abomination That Is The Third Grade Through To The Sophomoric. You’re Welcome.

The moment I first heard the term "fake news" I laughed my a$$ off. I mean, come on. I grew up in a suburban hell that can only produce propaganda, greed, and, maybe the rock band Texas Hippie Coalition (even though, in spirit or proximity, I'm from no where near Texas). No. Seriously. I just … Continue reading Stuck In The Abomination That Is The Third Grade Through To The Sophomoric. You’re Welcome. →

War On Terror. War On Drugs. War On Boobs. Amerika Fcuk Yea!

There you have it, dear worst-reader. Another law (ordinance?) has been created by the/a state so that you can be served the best quality juicy delight of governmental hard work that (in)humanity has to offer. And would you believe I'm actually from the place where this level of mindlessness happens--whether it's about boobs or not? … Continue reading War On Terror. War On Drugs. War On Boobs. Amerika Fcuk Yea! →

Random Moments Of Consumption Galore Or How To Get Your Kicks While On Route To 666

Moments I recall that are all--must be?--part of today's #americant opioid problem galore (see links below). The funny thing about this little list of recollections is that all the parties involved had something to do with Vegas. ...I think. Moment #1 While drinking a beer and waiting for an international flight at PHL a few … Continue reading Random Moments Of Consumption Galore Or How To Get Your Kicks While On Route To 666 →

It’s A Good Thing I’m Not Draining The Swamp Because I’d Start With Those T-Shirts that Say: FBI – Female Body Investigator

No. Seriously. I bet if you did some kind of whacked-out empirical study--you know the stuff college grads can't do anymore--because if they could they wouldn't have gotten the world into the neo-liberal krapp-shoot it's become--then you would know for sure what purpose a government organisation like the FBI really serves. It's funny too how … Continue reading It’s A Good Thing I’m Not Draining The Swamp Because I’d Start With Those T-Shirts that Say: FBI – Female Body Investigator →

Hey Kids! Your Future Is Being Predicted Right Now. Get It While You Can. #Fascism Game Play Galore

What do you recall from reading Jules Verne and George Orwell, Mr. Worstwriter? I'm so glad you asked, dear worst-reader. I remember from both those writers how my future was being predicted. Indeed. Even though I didn't read much when I was kid, by the time I got out of the waste-of-time that is #americant suburban-hell … Continue reading Hey Kids! Your Future Is Being Predicted Right Now. Get It While You Can. #Fascism Game Play Galore →

Waking Up With Chinaski, Wanda And The Lie Of Persuasion

https://youtu.be/h4JkuQq-kFM Read any Bukowski lately? Me either. Yet I woke up this morn with two things in my head. The movie Barfly and the art of persuasion. A strange mix indeed. Let's begin with Henry Chanski and Wanda Wilcox waxing misanthropy. Wanda: I can't stand people, I hate them. Henry: Oh yeah? Wanda: Do you hate them? Henry: … Continue reading Waking Up With Chinaski, Wanda And The Lie Of Persuasion →

When Investors Cash Out, Mitt Already Made A Killing And Bankruptcy Is Not On Your Side

Hi-larry-us, dear worst-reader. I mean, I don't mean to mock all the people that will ultimately lose their minimum wage jobs. But then again, maybe they should be mocked. For the life of me, I've never understood why people work at a store like Sports Authority. I understand that due to #americant democracy equalling stupidity … Continue reading When Investors Cash Out, Mitt Already Made A Killing And Bankruptcy Is Not On Your Side →

Superficial Question Of The Day: What Should 7B People Do According to Mr. Jensen?

The question: What should 7 billion useless eating bottom feeder lemmings do if they are not achievers--but think they are (achievers)? Ah. The tried & true response to a grand issue stemming out of the sophomoric mindset of a pseudo (master)debater and an unbeknownst polymath (wannabe). The answer from she/he: It doesn’t really matter. But … Continue reading Superficial Question Of The Day: What Should 7B People Do According to Mr. Jensen? →

Yacht Fantasy, Retractable Keels And Why #Americant Is The Dream

Woke up hot and bothered this morn. While walking the dog a local informed me that he's never experienced temperatures like these in Bangelore at this time of year. As I worst-write this weather.com is saying it's ninety-nine degrees fahrenheit outside. It actually feels cooler now than a few hours ago because there was no … Continue reading Yacht Fantasy, Retractable Keels And Why #Americant Is The Dream →