Here's the latest greed-mongering-magazine's list of top corporations in the world ranked by whatever-$$$ (I guess). I came across this list because, as an Apple pseudo-fan-boy, my favourite company-to-hate was recently downgraded. How can that be--especially after I just took advantage of a battery replacement program for my ageing phone that was probably the best … Continue reading The Wrong Of Success In The Land Of Free To Be Stupid Because Rest Of World Is Even Stupider
Tag: Dysfunction
Baldies Of The World Unite. Time To Be Proud. Maybe.
Never thought it would come to this, dear worst-reader. But I am indeed über proud to be bald. I mean, come on. Check out these hair-dos of dudes who are... in charge of a world? Ok. Ok. I guess I'm glad that my beloved #Americant is setting something straight that it/we made real cock-eyed in … Continue reading Baldies Of The World Unite. Time To Be Proud. Maybe.
Stuck In The K-Car Platform Of Life, Liberty And The Freedom To Be Stupid
“May all members be mindful that the institutions and structures of our great nation guarantee the opportunities that have allowed some to achieve great success, while others continue to struggle,” he prayed. “May their efforts these days guarantee that there are not winners and losers under new tax laws, but benefits balanced and shared by … Continue reading Stuck In The K-Car Platform Of Life, Liberty And The Freedom To Be Stupid
Skewed To The Best Of Your Ability
“I think it’s probably more of a privilege. Do you consider food a right? Do you consider clothing a right? Do you consider shelter a right? What we have as rights are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. We have the right to freedom. Past that point, everything else is a limited resource that … Continue reading Skewed To The Best Of Your Ability
Giving Marx A Try Or How I Found Solace In Failing Upwards And Enjoying Pseudo-Communist Poetry
Subtitle: The Body Of An Email Never Sent? Exchanges with an old friend about the system we all must live in is getting brighter and brighter, dear worst-reader. Or maybe not. After attempting to part a few worst-words about Marx to my old friend who believes with all his heart that capitalism is alive and … Continue reading Giving Marx A Try Or How I Found Solace In Failing Upwards And Enjoying Pseudo-Communist Poetry
For Believers And Conventionalists: May Capitalist Ideology Choke Grandmas, Puppies And Butter Your Nuts
The will to survive driven by convention. The lack of intellect culled by fear. The rearing of nation states reached its nadir. Welcome to your Dollar Dictatorship. Ok. I've been having some correspondence problems of late. A dear old friend of mine--who is an advocate of the lie that is capitalism--and I have a general … Continue reading For Believers And Conventionalists: May Capitalist Ideology Choke Grandmas, Puppies And Butter Your Nuts
The True Face Of Greed Will Joyously Burn The Whole Thing Down Then Party Hearty
What can one say about the ugliness and the hate and the true-face of today's new & improved pseudo-bourgeoisie of #Americant? On that note, let's get it on about guns. Keep in mind, dear worst-reader, there is one thing that the shooters of Columbine, Sandy Hook, Charleston Church and Parkland have in common--other than their … Continue reading The True Face Of Greed Will Joyously Burn The Whole Thing Down Then Party Hearty
Kudos To The Best Of The Worst
One of the world's most greedy corporate CEOs (I mean, come on worst-reader, it is all about greed and not achievement or merit or the like, right?) has found a moment to put a few degrees between what he represents (über-greed) and what the worst of the worst represents (stupid-greed). Pretty much from day one … Continue reading Kudos To The Best Of The Worst
Bill Clinton The Gold Digger, Hillary His Grab ‘Em By The #Trump And May Stormy Daniels Or Pre-Lawsuit Gawker Save Us All
Subtitle: Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg, Gawker's Peter Thiel and #Trump's comb-over should suck each other till there's nothing left of all. Disclaimer: This post is NSFW because of some harsh language. Good luck with that and sorry if I offended you before this warning. (Not!) You know, dear worst-reader, you should ask me. (Pause.) In fact, … Continue reading Bill Clinton The Gold Digger, Hillary His Grab ‘Em By The #Trump And May Stormy Daniels Or Pre-Lawsuit Gawker Save Us All
Wrench In Your Corporatist Machine Or Things This World Shouldn’t Screw Up
https://youtu.be/eYpQqAWenaY The wafer is upside-down or inside-out or, perhaps, missing something essential? No. Wait. It still tasted manufactured great. Or maybe not. Rant on. -T
Things You Hope Are True–Especially When It’s About How To Shower Goldenly With A #Sexexpert
Or should it be "sexpert"? Yea. Sex-expert has too many syllables. More on golden showers here. Glanced across a headline yesterday about a person stuck in Thai jail saying she can spill the beans about #Trump's pee tape. Or something like that. Actually, dear worst-reader, I've been trying to forget about President Stupid and his … Continue reading Things You Hope Are True–Especially When It’s About How To Shower Goldenly With A #Sexexpert
That Day Great White Apes Unlearned A$$ Whipping And Replaced It With Learned A$$ Kissing–Plus My Translation of Rammstein’s Bück Dich
Wake up, dear worst-reader. I've got some worst-newz for ya. Did you know that there was one of the worst outbreaks of hepatitis-a in the greatest country in the universe last year? Whaaaaa? Repeat: hepatitis-a broke out in southern California! You didn't know that? Did you not know it because, well, you're one of the … Continue reading That Day Great White Apes Unlearned A$$ Whipping And Replaced It With Learned A$$ Kissing–Plus My Translation of Rammstein’s Bück Dich
The Bridge To The Cliff Has Already Been Crossed. So How’s The View While Falling Off The Cliff That Has Been Your Life Journey?
The political payback president stupid owes certain republicans has been trickling in with ferocity lately. By certain republicans, of course, I'm referring to the bat$hit religious nutjobs that got Stupid elected. The best example of this can be seen in #Trump's appointees. There are also a bunch of bat$hit appellate judges he's been appointing--some of … Continue reading The Bridge To The Cliff Has Already Been Crossed. So How’s The View While Falling Off The Cliff That Has Been Your Life Journey?
Maybe Put A Label On It Instead Of Enabling A Bimbo To Sing Put A Ring On The Heart Of Suckers Born Every Minute
How do you regulate consumption? The consumer is the backbone of the greed economy. No wonder we all have back pain, eh. Yet we also live in a system that has found a way to protect the riches of great-great grandparents. Indeed. Long dead stupid white people have inherited their wealth to offspring that are … Continue reading Maybe Put A Label On It Instead Of Enabling A Bimbo To Sing Put A Ring On The Heart Of Suckers Born Every Minute
Yet Another Example Of Fixing Stupid With Stupider
Disclaimer: The pic above is not an ad. Also, I wish no ill-will to the winery. And in all fairness, the wine wasn't all that bad (as I eventually did try it--but never drank a glass of it). But I do wish to be critical--on behalf of all humanity that has not allowed itself to be … Continue reading Yet Another Example Of Fixing Stupid With Stupider
Phishing Email Or #Trump For President? What’s The Difference?
These things usually don't get through to me. But my email app didn't catch this one. Since I was right in the middle of a deadline, I whisked through my emails and, even though I feel pretty safe from this type of krapp, there was a brief second where my mouse flickered over the grey … Continue reading Phishing Email Or #Trump For President? What’s The Difference?
Men With Combs Not Comb-Overs
Even when I had hair I never used a comb. For me it was a brush all the way. Is that why I'm baldy now? Nomatter. Let's worst-discourse about #emails once again, shall we. It was not long ago when emails were the thang. Or have you forgotten about Hillary's emails already? So much time, … Continue reading Men With Combs Not Comb-Overs
How To Fix Something That Has To Be Broken? #Gerrymandering #NetNeutrality
As a non-chess player, I'm thinking of moves in the future. What moves, you ask, dear worst-reader? Well, I'm thinking of how that $hitkicker politician in Alabama lost his bid to wear a (his) stupid hat in the United Mistakes Senate. You know, dear worst-reader, he wasn't supposed to lose. And the reason he wasn't … Continue reading How To Fix Something That Has To Be Broken? #Gerrymandering #NetNeutrality
Adjusted For Inflation, We’re Back To Feudal Days Galore. Congratulate Yourself.
What's missing from this post, and from the pic above, is what it's being compared to. Indeed. According the article where I stole the pic above, there was once a single company (adjusted for inflation) that was as big as all of these companies put together. That company? The Dutch East India Company. Since that … Continue reading Adjusted For Inflation, We’re Back To Feudal Days Galore. Congratulate Yourself.
How The #neweconomy Became The #oldeconomy And #Apple #Sucks
Who loves being forced to buy new technology? I mean, that's really what's happening these days, or? If hardware manufactures somehow acted responsibly, there would then be no reason that the investment consume-to-survivors make couldn't last longer. Or are the engineers that make everything smaller and thinner really not that good after-all? Oh wait. We're … Continue reading How The #neweconomy Became The #oldeconomy And #Apple #Sucks
How To Hug Your Abuser, Face Your Poison
What's the one thing that connects all of the recent sex abuse bullshit, dear worst-reader? Ok. Yea. It might be something about stupid white men. (But then there's the few and far between non-white men that seem to do the same thing.) Then there's the issue of power. Yea. That's the ticket, ain't it? Or … Continue reading How To Hug Your Abuser, Face Your Poison
The Harvey Weinstein Apology
Subtitle: Or All Men Are Rapists And If So... Sorry About That. Disclaimer 1: this post is NSFW; it contains material of a sexual nature; some of it is also what I like to call pseudo-fiction. (Good luck with that.) Disclaimer 2: for those who can remember but don't want to be reminded, this text … Continue reading The Harvey Weinstein Apology
Only In The Land Of Free To Be Stupid Can You Get Fired For Being Smart
Only in the land of free-to-be-stupid where 1st and 2nd amendments lay waste to, well, the ultimate stupidity, can you get fired for a deserved traffic gesture. On the other hand, some nutcase can beat his wife, get a military discharge that is not dishonourable, and then go about his bidness of being fcuking stupid, … Continue reading Only In The Land Of Free To Be Stupid Can You Get Fired For Being Smart
Malice And Spite Make Not Everything Nice
You'd think that a criminal indictment of a presidential candidates campaign worker would be enough to fulfil the greed-needs of mongers, i.e. stupid white people that are unable to cope with the harvest they've sewn. No. Seriously. Harvest. Like a harvest of wheat totally and completely compromised by excessive ergot exposure. Are republicans finally so high … Continue reading Malice And Spite Make Not Everything Nice
Anti Relaxation, Boredom And Too Much Bat$hittery In The Homeland. But The Beach Is Still Grand.
Pics above a welcome change of scenery from all those months in #eurowasteland. Assateague Island galore, including a lovely but decaying flush mechanism from a beach outhouse that I feel compelled to include. I wonder sometimes if flush mechanisms have lost their value in these days of greed mongering, sex abuse by people who are … Continue reading Anti Relaxation, Boredom And Too Much Bat$hittery In The Homeland. But The Beach Is Still Grand.
wurstwriter 