The question: What should 7 billion useless eating bottom feeder lemmings do if they are not achievers--but think they are (achievers)? Ah. The tried & true response to a grand issue stemming out of the sophomoric mindset of a pseudo (master)debater and an unbeknownst polymath (wannabe). The answer from she/he: It doesn’t really matter. But … Continue reading Superficial Question Of The Day: What Should 7B People Do According to Mr. Jensen?
Email From A Friend #260
13 May, 2016 Dear Tom: Speaking of politics... This is old but it got under my skin: http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-05-03/ted-cruz-explodes-epic-anti-trump-rant-he-utterly-amoral-narcissist-serial-philander But I can say, Ted Cruz is the most depressing little dwebe that has ever run for president... I am SO glad that guy was shut out, I don't care who did it, but that guy would … Continue reading Email From A Friend #260
Pseudo Review Of Jura's Impressa J85 And Its Passage To India
Here are five ways, according to worstwriter, how one can make coffee. Of course there are other ways but these are the only ones that matter. Moka Pot (the only alternative to a high pressure machine for espresso) French Press (great for breakfast or afternoon quickie) Espresso (number one but also expensive) Instant (seriously, I … Continue reading Pseudo Review Of Jura's Impressa J85 And Its Passage To India
Who Forgot The K In Barry-O's Name?
Time to go there, shall we dear worst-reader? Today, as we deal with all things worst, let's worst-talk about food named after people. Reason? Well, get this, it has been brought to my attention that Russia--that great and vast land full of peoples destined to be ruled by two-bit dictators--has an issue with a non-white … Continue reading Who Forgot The K In Barry-O's Name?
Passage To India: First Night In New Home, Dreams Don't Come True, Or Did They Already?
Spent last night alone in our new über-Flat. My better-half is in Mumbai and she stuck me with the luggage and dog to take to our new home. No hard feelings though, the dog and I survived the ordeal in the treacherous heat! Yeah, Beckett, the killer pug, the three of us, have been living out … Continue reading Passage To India: First Night In New Home, Dreams Don't Come True, Or Did They Already?
Prince v Metallica, Deposing The Middleman, Boxsets In Heaven
First A. This post is NSFW. First B. The window of opportunity has closed. We are screwed because moneyed interests are the new Gods of art, creativity and life. Or. I would really like to see a change in the music industrial complex now that Prince is gone. Second. I am a child of two … Continue reading Prince v Metallica, Deposing The Middleman, Boxsets In Heaven
Turn On, Tune In, Drop Out, Or Pass Me The Popcorn As The Sh*t Show Implodes
Having fun in the game of life yet? No? Gee, why not? Not enough ice-cream? Not enough cheap gas? Not enough free money in the form of credit you'll never pay back? Not enough of someone thinking for you? Not enough of all this too much? Oh well. Moving on. Look what happened today (in … Continue reading Turn On, Tune In, Drop Out, Or Pass Me The Popcorn As The Sh*t Show Implodes
Yacht Fantasy, Retractable Keels And Why #Americant Is The Dream
Woke up hot and bothered this morn. While walking the dog a local informed me that he's never experienced temperatures like these in Bangelore at this time of year. As I worst-write this weather.com is saying it's ninety-nine degrees fahrenheit outside. It actually feels cooler now than a few hours ago because there was no … Continue reading Yacht Fantasy, Retractable Keels And Why #Americant Is The Dream
Passage To India: Auto Rickshaw Trash Trucks, Wet Dust, Pigeon Soul Removed
Walking the dog is the worst. There's no place to walk the dog. Well, there's no place to walk him if you want to be free from street dogs. I'm not one to fear a dog or two that I don't know. I can read their tales, their ears, their eyes. But when suddenly out … Continue reading Passage To India: Auto Rickshaw Trash Trucks, Wet Dust, Pigeon Soul Removed
How/Why Your Vote Doesn't Matter: Money Is (Above) The Law.
Read some legislation this morn. I guess I woke up feeling patriotic. But that soon waned. Indeed. Get a load of this krapp. A couple of Senators--you know, those guys in government that are the dirty hands and unwashed feet of the corporate and military industrial complex--have drafted yet another useless bill that is supposed to … Continue reading How/Why Your Vote Doesn't Matter: Money Is (Above) The Law.
Tommi's News Dump: How To Avoid Reality? Make It Up As You Go Along.
Wanting to avoid the Panama Paper's bullshit ain't gonna be easy. So maybe I should just get it out of my system. First. Who are the players other than the mass of rich greedy people that will come to light from all this? Second. So far we're dealing with a hacker, a lawyer/accounting company in … Continue reading Tommi's News Dump: How To Avoid Reality? Make It Up As You Go Along.
Passage To India: Tea, Panama, Missing Rain And Tech
Never thought I'd say this. But I miss the rain. Don't get me wrong. I don't miss it much. But I haven't seen cloudy skies since leaving good 'ol Germania just over a month ago. Wait. Scratch that. Just writing about rain reminds me of how much I hate Germania weather. The sky there is … Continue reading Passage To India: Tea, Panama, Missing Rain And Tech
The Thing Missing In A World Of Red
Update: I guess I stand corrected. Since posting things have changed in the map. But I reckon I'll just leave the original map--for posterity. Link that motivated this update: Americans implicated in Panama Papers | The Guardian I'm perturbed as usual, dear worst-reader. Once again my expectations are overwhelmed by the rampant dispersal of new fangled … Continue reading The Thing Missing In A World Of Red
At Odds With Our Government
For posterity's sake below is worst-writer's transcription of Tim Cook's tell-all, ask-all and all-around cute little keynote speech before he starts hocking gadgets to the world and thereby protecting the bottom line, March 2016. I've listened to this speech several times. Each time I listen it gets under my gander more and more. But enough of my … Continue reading At Odds With Our Government
Know Who You're Competing With For Life, Liberty & The Pursuit Of Spendable Income
Competition is the opposite of cooperation and is perfect for sport, games and getting laid. What else has it proven to be good for? Not sure if I got the right article. But I'm gonna go with it. See below. §Gave a listen to comrade Wolff this morning. See other link below. As usual, and unfortunately, Comrade … Continue reading Know Who You're Competing With For Life, Liberty & The Pursuit Of Spendable Income
Designed In Ain't Made In #Americant
Upon his death (or joining Elvis) Steve Jobs left behind one of the most successful companies the world has ever known. Almost five years later Apple Inc. is still a behemoth of cash and profits. Which begs worst-moi to ask the following: is it me or does it feel like Apple is riding on laurels? Every … Continue reading Designed In Ain't Made In #Americant
Worstwriter Anthem Or Creed?
The most incurably frustrated--and, therefore, the most vehement--among the permanent misfits are those with an unfulfilled craving for creative work. Both those who try to write, paint, compose, etcetera, and fail decisively, and those who after tasting the elation of creativeness feel a drying up of the creative flow within and know that never again … Continue reading Worstwriter Anthem Or Creed?
Wirtschaftswunderkinder From The East Mix Well With Too Many PHDs
Having lived there for 20+yrs nothing shocks me anymore about the grand and delusional state of Germania when the buckles holding up its crescent moon start to shake. But then again, that's why worstwriter.com is here. To provide a heads up. With that piece of self-promotion in mind, is Merkel getting what she deserves? Not … Continue reading Wirtschaftswunderkinder From The East Mix Well With Too Many PHDs
Everyone's Day In Court Will Never Come
Subtitle: Juxtaposition of Hope v Change v Consuming v Survive v Gee, I don’t know, …Orwell? You know, recently, before our move to India, I floated the idear that we should probably update our ageing digital devices. My wife’s iPhone 5S was looking pretty beat up and my iPhone 4S was almost a brick due to … Continue reading Everyone's Day In Court Will Never Come
Passage To India, Legal, House Hunting And Cat5 Ethernet
The first week in India has been a challenge. Not sure I can communicate it fully in this status update. But have no fear, worst-writer will try. Big day today. Started very early where we had to go to immigration authorities to get legal docs regarding our visa. After about two hours of sitting around … Continue reading Passage To India, Legal, House Hunting And Cat5 Ethernet
Do Your Job Sounds The Same As Get A Job
https://youtu.be/ePsNcoMNNXc Who knew that rational thought existed in the united mistake's Senate? Why aren't there more Senators like this one? Oh yeah, #americant prefers batsh*t. Now, if only I could get through a #trump2016 speech. Wait. Let me swallow some mustard water first. There. Now I can watch a Trump speech. Rant on. -Tommi
News ECB German Real Estate Bubble
Reason I googled it? Overheard my better-half's morning news show while she was preparing for her day. She props her iPad on a shelf under the mirror in the hotel bathroom. She streams the news from Germany. Even though we've been away from Das Vaterland for just over a week, the saying holds tried & true: you … Continue reading News ECB German Real Estate Bubble
Phallic Symbolism Of Colour Bias And Other Taunts
Moments that tell all? Or points in the time-space continuum that hide from view but are always there? One thing stands out from all the 2016 GOP debates. There is something seriously wrong with the mindset that has produced the current iteration of the republican party in the united mistakes of #americant. Double seriously. I … Continue reading Phallic Symbolism Of Colour Bias And Other Taunts
Batsh*t Blue Collar WWE And Failupwards College Grads. A Love Story.
As the GOP deservedly cracks and crumbles this holiday election season, I'm wondering if liberals or those still capable of thought should take a stand on all this hitlerism and fascism krapp that's being thrown around like a volleyball at a sorority party where new recruits are required to prance around for frat boys with big … Continue reading Batsh*t Blue Collar WWE And Failupwards College Grads. A Love Story.
The World Should Be Thanking The(ir) Heavens For #thedonald–Or Maybe Not
First. Can The Donald really win a general election? If you think he's worth comparing to whether or not Berry Obama could win when he announced back 2007, think again. There is no comparison. And even if The Donald were to win, would it be so bad? Now don't get me wrong. I don't want … Continue reading The World Should Be Thanking The(ir) Heavens For #thedonald–Or Maybe Not
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