Do you wake up as soon as you recognise the pillow your head's been resting upon (all your life)? Or do you go back to sleep? #americant It is, indeed, a comfy pillow. But let's call it out all the same, eh, dear worst-reader. I recognised the fascist pillow I was sleeping on the first … Continue reading The Moment You Recognise Your Comfy Pillow And Then Are Aghast. Or Maybe Not.
How Stupid Is You? Check The Icing In Your Cake Or The Butter Before You Penetrate.
Of course, I do have the following worst-question: how is it that my beloved #americant can elect Barry-O... but... then... because of a woman candidate... also elect the likes of #Trump directly thereafter... which... then.. has lead to... Answer: something other than stupidity elected Barry-O and or... Sorry to answer my own question with a … Continue reading How Stupid Is You? Check The Icing In Your Cake Or The Butter Before You Penetrate.
Email From An Old Friend Or How To Fight The Nuance Of Innate Hate Run Amok While Consuming To Survive
Below is a shocking, nuanced-filled email exchange with an old friend. Unfortunately, even though I wish otherwise, there's not much I can do about what is really going on back in my beloved #americant--that can lead to such an email. I am not only an expat but I'm also no longer a believer. Indeed. I … Continue reading Email From An Old Friend Or How To Fight The Nuance Of Innate Hate Run Amok While Consuming To Survive
Time To Lose Your Holy Ghost
For a man like Cornell West to say that he's never seen this kind of hate in his life says a lot about #americant, the lost American way, about being played. Indeed. If you still support #Trump or anything GOP you have been played to the hilt. Congratulations sucker. "So, in that sense, you know, … Continue reading Time To Lose Your Holy Ghost
Pseudo-Review #3: R&M Charger GX Touring – 2000KM (And Counting)
Previous pseudo-reviews here (1) and here (2). Ok. Ok. As I write this I think I have exactly 1958KM on my Charger GX Touring. I'm sure I'll pass the 2k mark within the next few days as a number of commutes to Köln are in the works. We also just got back from a week-long … Continue reading Pseudo-Review #3: R&M Charger GX Touring – 2000KM (And Counting)
The Not-So-Great Re-Read Of Someone’s History Re-Told Or How Greed Has Made Your $hitshow
A pseudo-review of this book is here. I recently felt compelled to re-read it. Reason? Something has stuck in my head for the last few years based on something I read about this book a few years back. I can't remember who wrote it--or maybe it was something I even heard someone say--but it went something … Continue reading The Not-So-Great Re-Read Of Someone’s History Re-Told Or How Greed Has Made Your $hitshow
Existentialism Country Music Style Or Subverting How And Why Your Truck Broke Down, The Dog Died And Beauty Got Away
If I had to make a list of all-time favourite pop songs number one without doubt is You Never Give Me Your Money by the Beatles. It is a song that I can hear numerous times in a row and after I'm tired of hearing it and finally turn it off--until the next time I … Continue reading Existentialism Country Music Style Or Subverting How And Why Your Truck Broke Down, The Dog Died And Beauty Got Away
Is A Skewed Mind Any Worse Than The Mindless?
And it was good, your Lord said. Or maybe not, say worst-writer. Or maybe not. It’s also good that the world is looking into who/what the people are that can come up with so much mindlessness--especially when being employed at one of the most prominent employers in the world. I mean, that is the purpose … Continue reading Is A Skewed Mind Any Worse Than The Mindless?
Showing The Way
Beckett, the killer pug, showing the way. You're welcome. Rant onwards. -T
Moment You Know Your Gig Is Up And #ConfessYourUnpopularOpinions
I love it. It's one of those rare moments where there is so much crumbling in the souls of those who thought they $hit roses that I can sit back, for even this brief amount of time, and actually enjoy watching the catastrophic embarrassment of WWE or anything reality-tv. Cause that's what we're/you're in, baby. … Continue reading Moment You Know Your Gig Is Up And #ConfessYourUnpopularOpinions
That Day I Stopped Dipping The Oreo In Her Milk
Morning routine: at least three light double espressos from my Jura and if her cookie jar ain't empty, some of them too. After that it's time to take Beckett the killer pug out for a walk. Rant onwards. -T
Worst-Writer’s Interwebnet Pseudo Warhol 15 Minutes Or So. Thanks @Mr_Electrico
Dear worst-readers the world over, the post referred to by @Mr_Electrico in the screenshot (tweet) above is here. My worst-response, other than my tweet (in the screenshot) is here: Why have liberals in my beloved and missed #americant failed so miserably since I left at the beginning of the end that was the 1990s? Or … Continue reading Worst-Writer’s Interwebnet Pseudo Warhol 15 Minutes Or So. Thanks @Mr_Electrico
Corporatism, Mobbing And The Daily Routine Of The Race To The Bottom
Behaviour these days is everything; it is a pillar at the base upon which the global system, in its current iteration, rests and functions. In fact, nothing gets done without behaviourism. If you don't behave then you are an outcast, you are ostracised from the/a system. You may also be accosted or, better yet, mobbed. Whether … Continue reading Corporatism, Mobbing And The Daily Routine Of The Race To The Bottom
You Been Putting Up Your Whole Life
From the movie No Country For Old Men. Well worth the effort to transcribe. Some of the best writing and acting I've ever seen that encapsulates the #americant nightmare that is Disney and/or sparkles blowing out of a unicorn's a$$ or somewhere there's a rational person trying to figure out how your country got so … Continue reading You Been Putting Up Your Whole Life
Pseudo Review: MacBook vs Macbook Air
Gallantly playing the role of the über mindless consumer, spending the morning lazying around while on a short vacation, there's always time to 1) practice typing and 2) blog something before we head out on our last full day around Flensburg's Fjord. With that in mind, here's my pseudo review of two Apple MacBooks I've … Continue reading Pseudo Review: MacBook vs Macbook Air
Cut Off Nose To Spite Face, #Americant Style
https://youtu.be/drVBVnAfzoY It just keeps gettin better and better. Sitting on this pedestal I've made for myself at thirty thousand feet above normal, I look down at my brethren of yore, my deepest cousins in crime, the land I miss so dearly. And while looking down, what do I see? A shit-show of epic proportions. I … Continue reading Cut Off Nose To Spite Face, #Americant Style
A Cross In The Road In The Forest
During a scenic ride through the forest above the Flensborg Fjord I came to a cross in the road. A sign indicated it was forbidden to go to the left. Something about danger of loose ground along the cliff. When I turned the bike to the right to continue my ride, I noticed something in … Continue reading A Cross In The Road In The Forest
The Parable Of The Haths And The Hath Mores
For whosoever hath, to him shall be given, and he shall have more abundance: but whosoever hath not, from him shall be taken away even that he hath. -Matthew 13:12 KJ Just gettin' my kicks this morn, dear worst-reader. Woke up to the rain shimmering across the Flensborg Fjord and dabbled in what is known … Continue reading The Parable Of The Haths And The Hath Mores
Stuck In The Abomination That Is The Third Grade Through To The Sophomoric. You’re Welcome.
The moment I first heard the term "fake news" I laughed my a$$ off. I mean, come on. I grew up in a suburban hell that can only produce propaganda, greed, and, maybe the rock band Texas Hippie Coalition (even though, in spirit or proximity, I'm from no where near Texas). No. Seriously. I just … Continue reading Stuck In The Abomination That Is The Third Grade Through To The Sophomoric. You’re Welcome.
A Grave Not Quite Mine (Yet) But I Like Shopping Around All The Same
So. Like. I'm riding my bike around a god-knows-where northern Germania vacation village. On the one side of me I've got the Baltic Sea and Denmark and on the other side hellacious church bells ringing as though there's no tomorrow. So I turn the corner and approach the bells that are thundering and the first … Continue reading A Grave Not Quite Mine (Yet) But I Like Shopping Around All The Same
Moments Of Mickey’s Mouse And Other Paved Worst Walking Ways
Not sure when I took this pic except that it was around recent anniversary of Steve Jobs announcing the iPhone. I'm living my "internet communication device" more often than I'd like. And like everything else in this krapp world-life: nomatter. Rant and pic on. -T
What Scares More? Who Or How A $140m Was Won In Court?
https://youtu.be/OMcSdi8JzxY When I was kid there were two things that scared me. One was the return of my father who abandoned me when he realised the petty jubilee of war-winner's bounty in the form of young German girls--while fulfilling his commitment to the US military--and how that wasn't quite what he thought it would be. … Continue reading What Scares More? Who Or How A $140m Was Won In Court?
Naked Barge Drivers And Ford Fiestas On Their Way To Awaiting Suckers The World Over. Or Whoever Else Can Pay.
Almost didn't get this pic, dear worst-reader. Had to struggle to pull my smartphone from my pocket where it always rests albeit connected to my ears by really bad audio-phonic cabling that enables me to listen to podcasts (mostly Anglo news) while walking Beckett the killer pug. Indeed #1. In the nick-of-time, I noticed yet … Continue reading Naked Barge Drivers And Ford Fiestas On Their Way To Awaiting Suckers The World Over. Or Whoever Else Can Pay.
Consume To Survive vs. Amazilla
Update: May the heavens be blessed (if you believe in that sort of thing). To my worst-surprise, my consume-to-survive order that is supposed to help with cleaning my ageing teeth arrived today. Wow. If you can believe the original price posted (Euro299,99) then this was a pretty good deal. Yeah, baby. Haven't been posting much … Continue reading Consume To Survive vs. Amazilla
Some DFW Genius: The Answer Is In Quebec Or In Stars Above USA’s Blue
"But what of the freedom-to? Not just the freedom-from. Not all compulsion comes from without. You pretend you do not see this. What of freedom-to. How for the person to freely choose? How to choose any but a child's greedy choices if there is no loving-filled father to guide, inform, teach the person how to choose? … Continue reading Some DFW Genius: The Answer Is In Quebec Or In Stars Above USA’s Blue
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