https://youtu.be/eYpQqAWenaY The wafer is upside-down or inside-out or, perhaps, missing something essential? No. Wait. It still tasted manufactured great. Or maybe not. Rant on. -T
Category: News
Is You Afeared Yet?
Was up around 3am and walking around my little apartment angry and spiteful at the snow that had fallen during the night. This has been a hell winter, dear worst-reader. And speakng of hell. As indicated in the pic above, there is a certain irony to living in hell. Especially when that hell stems from … Continue reading Is You Afeared Yet?
Things You Hope Are True–Especially When It’s About How To Shower Goldenly With A #Sexexpert
Or should it be "sexpert"? Yea. Sex-expert has too many syllables. More on golden showers here. Glanced across a headline yesterday about a person stuck in Thai jail saying she can spill the beans about #Trump's pee tape. Or something like that. Actually, dear worst-reader, I've been trying to forget about President Stupid and his … Continue reading Things You Hope Are True–Especially When It’s About How To Shower Goldenly With A #Sexexpert
Not Only In #Trumpland Does Disinformation Serve The Agenda. Would You Believe Corporations Use Smoke Screens Too? Duh!
Worst-writer has been wielding an iPhone 6s for well over two years now. It's my second "smartphone". Worst-writer has never been a fan of Apple's iOS. In fact, most computer operating systems suck. On top of that, the whole smartphone thing bores me. Reason? These things can do so much more. Here's my worst-dream for … Continue reading Not Only In #Trumpland Does Disinformation Serve The Agenda. Would You Believe Corporations Use Smoke Screens Too? Duh!
The Bridge To The Cliff Has Already Been Crossed. So How’s The View While Falling Off The Cliff That Has Been Your Life Journey?
The political payback president stupid owes certain republicans has been trickling in with ferocity lately. By certain republicans, of course, I'm referring to the bat$hit religious nutjobs that got Stupid elected. The best example of this can be seen in #Trump's appointees. There are also a bunch of bat$hit appellate judges he's been appointing--some of … Continue reading The Bridge To The Cliff Has Already Been Crossed. So How’s The View While Falling Off The Cliff That Has Been Your Life Journey?
Maybe Put A Label On It Instead Of Enabling A Bimbo To Sing Put A Ring On The Heart Of Suckers Born Every Minute
How do you regulate consumption? The consumer is the backbone of the greed economy. No wonder we all have back pain, eh. Yet we also live in a system that has found a way to protect the riches of great-great grandparents. Indeed. Long dead stupid white people have inherited their wealth to offspring that are … Continue reading Maybe Put A Label On It Instead Of Enabling A Bimbo To Sing Put A Ring On The Heart Of Suckers Born Every Minute
Men With Combs Not Comb-Overs
Even when I had hair I never used a comb. For me it was a brush all the way. Is that why I'm baldy now? Nomatter. Let's worst-discourse about #emails once again, shall we. It was not long ago when emails were the thang. Or have you forgotten about Hillary's emails already? So much time, … Continue reading Men With Combs Not Comb-Overs
How To Fix Something That Has To Be Broken? #Gerrymandering #NetNeutrality
As a non-chess player, I'm thinking of moves in the future. What moves, you ask, dear worst-reader? Well, I'm thinking of how that $hitkicker politician in Alabama lost his bid to wear a (his) stupid hat in the United Mistakes Senate. You know, dear worst-reader, he wasn't supposed to lose. And the reason he wasn't … Continue reading How To Fix Something That Has To Be Broken? #Gerrymandering #NetNeutrality
Europe: The Ones Who Do Wrong Are Always Stronger Than The Ones Who Do Right. More Poison Please.
How easy is it, dear wort-reader, to go through life doing the easy wrong and thereby avoiding the difficult right? Well, according to #eurowasteland (Europe), it's even easier. In fact, my beloved #americant isn't much different. Indeed, these brothers and sisters, these kissing cousins, these inbred westerners--split by an ocean--of nevermore... rule the world with … Continue reading Europe: The Ones Who Do Wrong Are Always Stronger Than The Ones Who Do Right. More Poison Please.
How To Hug Your Abuser, Face Your Poison
What's the one thing that connects all of the recent sex abuse bullshit, dear worst-reader? Ok. Yea. It might be something about stupid white men. (But then there's the few and far between non-white men that seem to do the same thing.) Then there's the issue of power. Yea. That's the ticket, ain't it? Or … Continue reading How To Hug Your Abuser, Face Your Poison
Only In The Land Of Free To Be Stupid Can You Get Fired For Being Smart
Only in the land of free-to-be-stupid where 1st and 2nd amendments lay waste to, well, the ultimate stupidity, can you get fired for a deserved traffic gesture. On the other hand, some nutcase can beat his wife, get a military discharge that is not dishonourable, and then go about his bidness of being fcuking stupid, … Continue reading Only In The Land Of Free To Be Stupid Can You Get Fired For Being Smart
Malice And Spite Make Not Everything Nice
You'd think that a criminal indictment of a presidential candidates campaign worker would be enough to fulfil the greed-needs of mongers, i.e. stupid white people that are unable to cope with the harvest they've sewn. No. Seriously. Harvest. Like a harvest of wheat totally and completely compromised by excessive ergot exposure. Are republicans finally so high … Continue reading Malice And Spite Make Not Everything Nice
Not Much Going On In Sept
The Ugly Truth From The Ugly Mouth That’s Never Been Washed #Soap
“...the longer they talk about identity politics, I got ’em. I want them to talk about racism every day. If the left is focused on race and identity, and we go with economic nationalism, we can crush the Democrats.” -Steven Bannon. The thing about hate is how it can go so well so unseen. I experienced … Continue reading The Ugly Truth From The Ugly Mouth That’s Never Been Washed #Soap
Golden Rain Fun In Moscow
As I've said here, #americant deserves #Trump. And. From the get-go, nomatter what believers (i.e. the fail upwards middle-classes) claim as they are chocking on that belief, there was no doubt in my mind that president über-stupid likes the peepee. Now. I suppose it's debatable if he's one of them perverts that likes to watch … Continue reading Golden Rain Fun In Moscow
If You Can’t Manage It Or Pay For It Then It’s Time To Burn It (As In Down) To Make Sure You Still Win
What do most children do when confronted about lying? Indeed. They lie. I suppose parents who teach those kids not to lie are doing the right thing. But isn't the real reason why the kids lie in the first place the more pertinent issue? Then again, is the real reason anyone lies ever addressed? The … Continue reading If You Can’t Manage It Or Pay For It Then It’s Time To Burn It (As In Down) To Make Sure You Still Win
Moment You Know Your Gig Is Up And #ConfessYourUnpopularOpinions
I love it. It's one of those rare moments where there is so much crumbling in the souls of those who thought they $hit roses that I can sit back, for even this brief amount of time, and actually enjoy watching the catastrophic embarrassment of WWE or anything reality-tv. Cause that's what we're/you're in, baby. … Continue reading Moment You Know Your Gig Is Up And #ConfessYourUnpopularOpinions
Cut Off Nose To Spite Face, #Americant Style
https://youtu.be/drVBVnAfzoY It just keeps gettin better and better. Sitting on this pedestal I've made for myself at thirty thousand feet above normal, I look down at my brethren of yore, my deepest cousins in crime, the land I miss so dearly. And while looking down, what do I see? A shit-show of epic proportions. I … Continue reading Cut Off Nose To Spite Face, #Americant Style
What Scares More? Who Or How A $140m Was Won In Court?
https://youtu.be/OMcSdi8JzxY When I was kid there were two things that scared me. One was the return of my father who abandoned me when he realised the petty jubilee of war-winner's bounty in the form of young German girls--while fulfilling his commitment to the US military--and how that wasn't quite what he thought it would be. … Continue reading What Scares More? Who Or How A $140m Was Won In Court?
Rare Moment Where Line Of Right And Left Cross In Unceremonious Ceremony Of Misconstrued Cluster Fcuk
https://youtu.be/k6XQOD-7VhA Update: Since posting there has been what the press is calling a leftist terror attack in the US. How convenient for the right, eh. I suppose another left-right line has been crossed because the perpetrator once volunteered for the presidential campaign of Bernie Sanders, who is a lefty (I guess). This type of violence … Continue reading Rare Moment Where Line Of Right And Left Cross In Unceremonious Ceremony Of Misconstrued Cluster Fcuk
War On Terror. War On Drugs. War On Boobs. Amerika Fcuk Yea!
There you have it, dear worst-reader. Another law (ordinance?) has been created by the/a state so that you can be served the best quality juicy delight of governmental hard work that (in)humanity has to offer. And would you believe I'm actually from the place where this level of mindlessness happens--whether it's about boobs or not? … Continue reading War On Terror. War On Drugs. War On Boobs. Amerika Fcuk Yea!
Hey Kids! Your Future Is Being Predicted Right Now. Get It While You Can. #Fascism Game Play Galore
What do you recall from reading Jules Verne and George Orwell, Mr. Worstwriter? I'm so glad you asked, dear worst-reader. I remember from both those writers how my future was being predicted. Indeed. Even though I didn't read much when I was kid, by the time I got out of the waste-of-time that is #americant suburban-hell … Continue reading Hey Kids! Your Future Is Being Predicted Right Now. Get It While You Can. #Fascism Game Play Galore
Her “Deplorables” Are Alive And Well Or You’re A Fascist And Don’t Know It Yet
Update: Always remember, dear worst-reader, when all else fails in your quest to fail-upwards, violence always wins. And so. Let's give those deplorables a hand. They win. Again. Again. Again. (Thank you Bill & Hillary Clinton!) Hi-Larry-Us, dear worst-reader. The first thought that came into my worst-mind upon hearing the news that another batsh*t republican … Continue reading Her “Deplorables” Are Alive And Well Or You’re A Fascist And Don’t Know It Yet
Eternal Errors Of Greed Mongers Galore And The Price That Will Be Paid
Actually thought about reading the linked article twice but ended up only reading it in part the first time. That is, I started reading it and then realised--and this coming from worstwriter--that the author was practicing his/her typing more than actually writing something. Or maybe not. What a crock of poo-poo the recent ransomware scandals … Continue reading Eternal Errors Of Greed Mongers Galore And The Price That Will Be Paid
The First Casualty Of The War Of The Lie Of Your Mind On Steroids Times 65 Gazillion But Don’t Worry Your House Of Cards Is Still Standing
What is the first casualty of war, dear worst-reader? That's right. The truth. Ever wonder how all those bankers, especially the pions that do all the work for banks and Wall Street, how they think about the lies they are telling? Obviously they justify what they do with the knowledge that they are, indeed, at war. Ever see … Continue reading The First Casualty Of The War Of The Lie Of Your Mind On Steroids Times 65 Gazillion But Don’t Worry Your House Of Cards Is Still Standing
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