No. Seriously. Dear worst-reader. Get a load of that article title. The word "grift" alone attracted me so much, I put my wine glass down in order to post this response... And get another bottle. And so. Grift Rant on. -T Source: Under No Labels' veneer of bipartisan civility, it's pretty much all about corporate … Continue reading Under No Labels’ veneer of bipartisan civility, it’s pretty much all about corporate grift
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SNL Mercilessly Mocks Trump’s Jealousy Over The Putin/MBS Bromance And Forgets To Mock Those Who Made Him
It's not only the jealously #Trump has for those who inherit more than he did and then do nothing with it, but the whole of my beloved & missed #Americant are jealous of each and every neighbour, every car (lease) holder, every credit card that is sent out that banks know won't be paid--and that's … Continue reading SNL Mercilessly Mocks Trump’s Jealousy Over The Putin/MBS Bromance And Forgets To Mock Those Who Made Him
Apple’s Macs quite literally a dirty secret and there need be more lawsuits (I guess)
And to think all those years where I literally tore my Macs apart to de-dust them... I knew there was something up. And now... I have to be honest. I don't quite know what they mean by "flogging" in this post. Oh well. Rant on. -T The lawsuit claims that Apple is flogging computers and … Continue reading Apple’s Macs quite literally a dirty secret and there need be more lawsuits (I guess)
Please: French Revolution V 2.0 But Without The Beheadings (Unless You Must)
I suppose in another life I'd be yelling... burn the fcuking place down. But I'm getting to old for that sort of thing. Or am I? Obviously the world is at a tipping point. I'm glad France is leading the way around that point. Reason? Stupid, ugly, disgusting vomit in the form of rich white-people--who … Continue reading Please: French Revolution V 2.0 But Without The Beheadings (Unless You Must)
A German, A Jew, And Tim Cook Walk Into A Bar
... The German, with a heavy accent, asks Tim in broken English, "wahn kahn ik pey myna bahr drink mit apple pey in Deutschland?" The Jew, who is also the bartender getting ready to start his shift, turns to Tim, greets him by showing him the red dot on his new Apple Watch, and says, … Continue reading A German, A Jew, And Tim Cook Walk Into A Bar
Forgiven If Only Once
https://youtu.be/vggiBgx35Jw Subtitle: How I came to coin The Land of The Free To Be Stupid. Bet you're curious where I got that from, eh worst-reader? But don't worry. It's more than just stupid begets stupid. And. Don't worry more: you don't owe me a nickel every time you use what worstwriter has coined as your … Continue reading Forgiven If Only Once
How Do The Oh So Very Few Convince The Many?
There you are, dear worst-reader. You're right in the middle of a mob. Pitch forks, shovels, maybe a few axes here and there, and let's not forget the tiki-torches. They're all waving around your head as you try to speak some sense into the crowd. Does it work? Of course not. This is #Americant! Fcuk … Continue reading How Do The Oh So Very Few Convince The Many?
The Legitimatisation Of Bad Behaviour Per President Grab Them By The…
The saying "you can't write this stuff" doesn't apply anymore. Reason? Someone has written this krapp down. My only regret is that I ain't that someone. For it is indeed a script for the history books, don't you know. Welcome to the #Americant b-movie or hyper soap-opera that is the beginning of the 21st century. … Continue reading The Legitimatisation Of Bad Behaviour Per President Grab Them By The…
Careerists In Sports And How Well Does The Ball Roll Over US?
For-thought: The Ruled It's not so much about the rulers anymore, dear worst-reader. You know, the kings and queens, the tsars, the CEOs, the patriarchal, the parents... tennis umpires--and how they rule over you/us. No. It is instead about those so willing to be ruled. As though adhering to your place in life, as well … Continue reading Careerists In Sports And How Well Does The Ball Roll Over US?
The Smoke Screen Comes Out Of Their… Accompanied By Something Squishy
Never un-know, dear worst-reader. Never forget what you don't know. -worstwriter bitterness The mindset of conservatives has no limits to the depths it will sink. Granted, the liberal mindset may be convoluted as it flutters between sinking and failing to rise, especially when considering how Clinton transitioned it to neo-liberalism--which is nothing but conservatism less … Continue reading The Smoke Screen Comes Out Of Their… Accompanied By Something Squishy
Submissive Wives, Two Types Of Men And Sneakers That Can
THIS POST IS NSFW! Afeared yet, dear worst-reader? Afeared of the gloom you and you're #Americant brethren have wrought? Indeed. I was done with you at the re-election of war-mongering Dubya (2004). Barry-O was a godsend but since you idiots think your religion--and your money--is only about you, you left Barry-O alone and didn't elect … Continue reading Submissive Wives, Two Types Of Men And Sneakers That Can
Worst-Writer Clairvoyance Or Conspiracy Cupcake Premonition
Disclaimer 1: I started this worst-post with something in mind and didn't quite get to where I wanted or hoped to go. Posting it anyway because, well, worst-writer can. Good luck. Disclaimer 2: If you want to get to the nitty-gritty about why the above pics are here, move down to Moving On. Disclaimer 3: … Continue reading Worst-Writer Clairvoyance Or Conspiracy Cupcake Premonition
There Are A Few Adults In The Room
Ever since the Golf War started (1990-91) I've lost a lot of respect for the US Military. On the other hand, I respect the economically conscripted soldiers and sailors and airmen. When I lived in Wiesbaden, I thoroughly enjoyed US military company that allowed me to stay in touch with my beloved & missed #Americant. … Continue reading There Are A Few Adults In The Room
Shame And Delusion = Everything Goes From Wrong To Wronger, Stupid to Stupider
Yeah, I bad mouth my (home) country. But do I do it more than Zack Mayo? No, of course not. Then again, unlike Zack, I won't go on to become a fighter pilot that will probably be bombing defenceless people at the behest of really, really, ugly rich white people. And on that note, I … Continue reading Shame And Delusion = Everything Goes From Wrong To Wronger, Stupid to Stupider
When Does The Real Burning Down Begin?
As I've worst-said here, the rich, with or without their cronies, will burn the whole thing down before giving even the smallest amount of power to the other side (of the political system) that is so desperate to do something about what's going on these days. Even though the worst-newz this post is linked to … Continue reading When Does The Real Burning Down Begin?
Pork Bellies, Wives And The Real Fake Newz
Let us begin, dear worst-reader, with a worst-writer transcription from a great movie. Sometimes I get a kick out of doing this sort of thing. It has something to do with my love of typing. Here's another one, if you dare. The reason I chose the movie Trading Places for this post, by-the-buy, is because, … Continue reading Pork Bellies, Wives And The Real Fake Newz
Unusual Heatwave Bringing Out Nature’s Best And Miele Makes Best Washing Machines
https://youtu.be/kCGrG0aa9EU Pulled this nasty guy off my dog, Beckett the Killa pug, this morning. It's the second one in a month. Indeed. An unusually long heatwave is doing its job on nature here. Bugs are flying around I've never seen before. The Rhine river is extremely low and somewhat more toxic than usual. Last week … Continue reading Unusual Heatwave Bringing Out Nature’s Best And Miele Makes Best Washing Machines
A Told, Untold And Retold Story Or Why I’m Obsessed With Calling Out Those Who Gave US President PeePeeHair
It's hard being an expat. It's even harder being an expat stuck in a golden cage. Indeed, dear worst-reader. That's what I call my not-so-loved Germania where I've been living and mentally struggling for the better part of twenty-plus years. When people ask me, though, why Germany, I usually avoid the obviousness of my birth. … Continue reading A Told, Untold And Retold Story Or Why I’m Obsessed With Calling Out Those Who Gave US President PeePeeHair
The Good Book In One Hand, Burning #Americant Flag In The Other
No. Seriously. It was the re-election of Dubya Dip$hit Bush back in '04 that probably sealed the deal that I would never repatriate to my beloved & missed #Americant. I really didn't think things could get any worst, though, after Dip$hit Dubya. And so. Dear worst-reader. Welcome to my... getting worst-world galore. I can't forget … Continue reading The Good Book In One Hand, Burning #Americant Flag In The Other
How To Fight Your Culture Of Stupidity Galore Without Losing Your Shirt Or Your Head
First and foremost, get rid of the elite. Not unlike that which lead to the French Revolution--there should be heads rolling through mishandled municipal gutters about now. In fact, there should be something like a pile of heads museum somewhere from the past thirty or so years. But I guess that's wishful thinking considering the … Continue reading How To Fight Your Culture Of Stupidity Galore Without Losing Your Shirt Or Your Head
Worst-Writer Newz Break: From Russia With Luv Or Porn In The Voting Booth
The thing to keep in mind, dear worst-reader, if you are at all confused about the whole #Trump colluding with Russia thing, is this: nomatter what happened during the campaign and nomatter what the Russians did, the #Americant people, in collusion with a manipulated Constitution and its Electoral College, were the only ones who voted … Continue reading Worst-Writer Newz Break: From Russia With Luv Or Porn In The Voting Booth
Bowing Faithfully To The Makers And Players Of “Just Say No”
I use to think the saddest part about being poor was the food. That must sound strange considering how much of the planet is desperate for food. Yet considering what some of the richest countries collectively ingest, perhaps it's not too far fetched to make a comparison between what we eat and what eats us. … Continue reading Bowing Faithfully To The Makers And Players Of “Just Say No”
Baldies Of The World Unite. Time To Be Proud. Maybe.
Never thought it would come to this, dear worst-reader. But I am indeed über proud to be bald. I mean, come on. Check out these hair-dos of dudes who are... in charge of a world? Ok. Ok. I guess I'm glad that my beloved #Americant is setting something straight that it/we made real cock-eyed in … Continue reading Baldies Of The World Unite. Time To Be Proud. Maybe.
The True Face Of Greed Will Joyously Burn The Whole Thing Down Then Party Hearty
What can one say about the ugliness and the hate and the true-face of today's new & improved pseudo-bourgeoisie of #Americant? On that note, let's get it on about guns. Keep in mind, dear worst-reader, there is one thing that the shooters of Columbine, Sandy Hook, Charleston Church and Parkland have in common--other than their … Continue reading The True Face Of Greed Will Joyously Burn The Whole Thing Down Then Party Hearty
Kudos To The Best Of The Worst
One of the world's most greedy corporate CEOs (I mean, come on worst-reader, it is all about greed and not achievement or merit or the like, right?) has found a moment to put a few degrees between what he represents (über-greed) and what the worst of the worst represents (stupid-greed). Pretty much from day one … Continue reading Kudos To The Best Of The Worst