https://youtu.be/i5t7_ikkE7g We have to go there, dear worst-reader. We have to once again go to that place where my beloved & missed #Americant is called out for not just being the greatest #MAGA country the universe has ever seen but also for being, well, functionally STUPID. (Sarcasm on/off.) But where do the two, greatest and … Continue reading A Series Of Tubes, Stupid People, Who Sells You?
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The Essence Of #Americant
https://youtu.be/P82WR6At95c Get a load of this vid, dear worst-reader. Get a load of what this vid is about! Obviously examples of what makes America #Americant are not few and far between. I mean, how else can THE LAND OF FREE TO BE STUPID up its game with the likes of #Trump & co? No, seriously. … Continue reading The Essence Of #Americant
Eating Babies
What's worse than a country full of guns? How 'bout a country full of guns plus STUPID? For there you have it, dear worst-reader. That's exactly what I got 'round to thinking about as I tried to get through yet another newz day regarding my beloved & missed united mistakes of #Americant. Or did you … Continue reading Eating Babies
Thunberg Thunder
Can't apologise enough, dear worst-reader. You know, apologise for being who/what I am. Born of a grand idear but set to die by the/my (own) hand of über-stupid in the collective body of a generation. Indeed. So it is to be a baby-boomer from a once great nation-state that has so willingly and wantonly turned … Continue reading Thunberg Thunder
When Lightbulbs In Your Head Turn On But You Can’t Know It
https://youtu.be/go_ELOsVPWg?t=490 Pretty good answer, dear worst-reader. Madame Warren kinda nails it. In the video above (time-stamp link), a talking-point question is asked that could be applied to almost any issue regarding the fairytale that is #Americant politics. You know, abortion, gun control, taxation, the rich eating the poor, etc. This time, though, the question is … Continue reading When Lightbulbs In Your Head Turn On But You Can’t Know It
Can More 19th Century #Americant Die, Please
Even though I wouldn't have put it quite the way he did, I'm diggin' Bill Maher's good-riddence to David Koch the other night (see vid link below). When is the other Koch brother gonna pass, is the only question that remains--at least for worst-moi. Then again, there are a lot more Koch-types in the wings, … Continue reading Can More 19th Century #Americant Die, Please
Fcuked Is You And Your Kid’s Kids Too, Here’s How
"Similarly, the Republican Party’s dominance of the Supreme Court allows it to shape policy on issues ranging from voting rights to health care to the workplace, without actually needing to enact legislation. If Congress were able to legislate, by contrast, it could overrule many Supreme Court decisions and shift power from Republican judges to the … Continue reading Fcuked Is You And Your Kid’s Kids Too, Here’s How
Too Big Themselves Up
"No one is having that much fun. They're just distorting reality, too big themselves up. Trust me. Anyone out there who's home tonight feeling left out, discarded and disrespected, if you knew how much everybody else is faking it, you wouldn't want to join them anyway." -Bill Maher Real Time #504 Yes, dear worst-reader. Words to … Continue reading Too Big Themselves Up
When It’s Time To Fear… Fear Itself
"President Hoover, Mr. Chief Justice, My friends, "This is a day of national consecration, and I am certain that my fellow Americans expect that on my induction into the Presidency I will address them with a candor and a decision which the present situation of our Nation impels. This is preeminently the time to … Continue reading When It’s Time To Fear… Fear Itself
Käpernick v Brexit
Alternative title: How To Make Your Protest Unenlightened Well, there you have it, dear worst-reader. I mean, don't get me wrong. It is #Eurowasteland to me and for the better part of my expatriation has always been that way. Indeed. I do live in it. In fact, when I first got to The Continent one … Continue reading Käpernick v Brexit
Past Participle Of Thunderpussy
Is it time yet, dear worst-reader? Time to start trademarking worst-writer? How bout I also trademark one of my other favourites: #Americant? And what about my use of the word fcuk? What? That's not a word? Come now, come now. Of course it's a word, don't you know. It's a word because, well, the powers-that-be … Continue reading Past Participle Of Thunderpussy
Submissive Wives Of The Bimbo Coalition
It was the running, dear worst-reader. The running from a few things--that resulted in my expatriation from my beloved & missed united mistakes of #Americant. Allow me to indulge in two of those things. The first was/is anti-intellectualism. Now don't get me wrong. It's not that I'm saying I'm smarter than anyone else. That is … Continue reading Submissive Wives Of The Bimbo Coalition
The End Is Not Nigh, It’s Here
You know how you can tell you're already living in end-times? It's easy really. If there's a hint of rational thought in your mind, if you can circumvent for a moment all the BS of religious magic, you should also be able to surmise, well, that the krapp you've allowed to occupy you has also … Continue reading The End Is Not Nigh, It’s Here
Deplorables Are Us
Boy oh boy was Hillary right. Sometimes I wish she'd double-down on it. You know, like President Stupid doubles-down on his krapp. Although I was shocked when Hillary said it, her Deplorables comment from 2016 has lingered with me ever since. Indeed. I hate to love Hillary (as opposed to love to hate her). I'm … Continue reading Deplorables Are Us
Dorothy Just Took A $hit On Her Rainbow
Two newz links below, dear worst-reader, that only worst-writer can make relatable. And trust me. I got this. First. Can you believe a corporation owns a potato? No. Seriously. The vegetable. A corporation owns it. What I worst-mean by owns it is, they literally own the legal rights to everything that makes up that potato. Thank … Continue reading Dorothy Just Took A $hit On Her Rainbow
And What About The Moral Equivalence Of Stupid v Stupid?
On Joe Biden finally entering the race. Indeed. What about the moral equivalence of stupid v poor? Or stupid v rich? Or poor v poor v rich? And let's not forget, what about the moral equivalence of deplorables? Etc. I mean, seriously, dear worst-reader, does it (politics) matter at this point when it comes to … Continue reading And What About The Moral Equivalence Of Stupid v Stupid?
They Will Burn It Down
That church in Paris, dear worst-reader. What happened to it? How many years did it take to build it? And now it's been almost destroyed in the wink of drunk rich man's eye. I mean, was it really fire that destroyed Notre Dame? Or could Notre Dame's fate be part of something else? Obviously we … Continue reading They Will Burn It Down
Ranting, Re-Retaliate, Rednecks, Rude Remorse And The Difference Between News and Newz
What are your fav four-Rs, dear worst-reader? What? Don't have any? Well go there, then. It's not hard, you know. All you have to do is spend some time in the arena of news. Of course, I spend most of my time in the left-wing news arena. But that's obvious, ain't it? Reason? Right-wing newz … Continue reading Ranting, Re-Retaliate, Rednecks, Rude Remorse And The Difference Between News and Newz
Delaware = On-Shore Caribbean Banking Wet-Dream Thanks To…
Two things this morn, dear worst-reader. Ready for a bit worst-writer politics? Good. Buckle up. First. I've pretty much always found Joe Biden despicable. He's even worse than The Clintons, don't you know. He's also a lot more slimy looking. If anything (or anyone) at this point in the history of my beloved & missed … Continue reading Delaware = On-Shore Caribbean Banking Wet-Dream Thanks To…
Why We Need TV Brits To Brexit #Americant
On a role with Brexit krapp this morning, dear worst-reader. Bare with me. You know, dear worst-reader, if you ain't worst-writer, it's probably best you don't talk about things you don't understand. Take for example John Olivers recent attempt at taking down #Americant's WWE compulsion by... get this... wait for it ... wrastlers are exploited employees … Continue reading Why We Need TV Brits To Brexit #Americant
Land Of Free To Be Stupid: Examples
First, dear worst-reader, why is it that two of the most interesting of all the stupid "talk shows" in my beloved & missed #Americant are hosted by foreigners? One: Trevor Noah. Two: John Oliver. Is there no one native-born to host these pseudo-newz shows (of stupid)? Am I, expat-galore, being too pseudo-nationalistic to even ask … Continue reading Land Of Free To Be Stupid: Examples
Ok. This Hurts.
Even though the Apple store where I bought the same configured MacBook as the heavily discounted one in the link below in January, where they discounted mine by only €250,-, the idear of someone else lucking out and getting $600,- off, really hurts. Of course, it doesn't matter at this point. I'm really digging my … Continue reading Ok. This Hurts.
The Facade #Americant Revealing More And More
Never before or with each passing day have I felt more proud of the fact that I didn't finish college and therefore cannot be categorised among those who run, advocate and facilitate the grand $hit$how of my beloved & missed united mistakes of #Americant. Indeed. I didn't finish college because of I couldn't handle the … Continue reading The Facade #Americant Revealing More And More
The Great #Americant Ruse
The first few articles and commentaries I read about recent congressional hearing where a convicted liar was interviewed, further extending his fifteen minutes of fame--like so many others in meritless #Americant--had me hooked. Wow, I thought. This is great stuff. But then Michael Cohen started talking and talking and talking. Alone that NY accent should … Continue reading The Great #Americant Ruse
So Many Wicked Witches Of The West But She’s The Best
Another jaw dropping presentation of everything that is wrong with my beloved & missed United Mistakes of #Americant. This time, though, it's not all about $hitbag republicans and uglies of President Stupid. Indeed. An old wicked witch of the west, a Senator from the pseudo-democrat state of Califukia, just blew her ugly goo all over … Continue reading So Many Wicked Witches Of The West But She’s The Best
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