Hollywood, a novel by Gore Vidal. Did it take me too long to get through this, dear worst-reader? Maybe it didn't take long enough. Or, perhaps, is this piece of work enough to make me stop in my quest to read (all of) Vidal's "Narratives of Empire"? Indeed. Four of the seven books are left. … Continue reading Hollywood vs Wash DC
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The Masters of the Switches
Why is it, dear worst-reader, that the older I get the easier it is to distract me? I mean, it happens all the time. When I'm walking Beckett, the killer pug, I lose focus of the little guy whenever any female passes by in a pair of jeans. When I'm putting up a Xmas tree, hanging those … Continue reading The Masters of the Switches
Essence Under Skin
Under The Skin, by Michel Faber Warning: spoiler alert. Oh, dear worst-reader, I can't imagine what it's like to be a (real) writer, write a book, and then have that book turned into a movie. What a show that must be. What a thrill. What an oasis of the mind. And. Yet. For those few … Continue reading Essence Under Skin
Perpetual Sex Disorder
Perpetual War For Perpetual Peace, How We Got to Be So Hated by Gore Vidal Americans morality has nothing to do with ethics or right action or who ever is stealing what money--and liberties--from whom. Morality is SEX. SEX. SEX. -Gore Vidal in the book mentioned here The island of Mauritius is cool. It's also … Continue reading Perpetual Sex Disorder
Book vs Mirror
American Fascist by Chris Hedges After reading numerous Christopher Hitchens books, delving in various online resources featuring his firebrand contrarian POV, I realized something profound when he died. 1) The man scared the beejeezus out of me. 2) Not only is he the smartest and most well-read person I've ever experienced, but I quickly realized that there'll be … Continue reading Book vs Mirror
Captivate This
The Martian by Andy Weir. One of them books, dear worst-reader. Struck me hard. Kept hearing about it via various podcasts, twit.tv, and most recently a little bird speckled in red that flew by my work-window singing: you'd better get to this now because it's a wanna-be tech-geeks dream. Of course. I didn't believe the bird--nor did … Continue reading Captivate This
If He Blogged
Day Out of Days: Stories - by Sam Shepard Should forever immagine the Lands further off are Still better than those upon which they are already settled... (-errors and/or typos from original text) Took a break (from) reading this book the other day. It was one of them rare, early hot summer days in Germania. … Continue reading If He Blogged
Watch A Painter Paint
Actually. Should have titled her "Read A Painter Paint". Nomatter. Beware dear worst-reader. For there are books and there are books--well written. And then there is writing brilliance that shines above them all. But does that brilliance always motivate to read-on? Oh, how reading such well written books used to hurt. That was before I … Continue reading Watch A Painter Paint
Diet Pizza vs. Play vs. Film
While watching the film August: Osage County (more on that here) I thought every once-a-once about something being amiss. Specifically, while the movie rambled on and Julia Roberts struggled with her cursing, I thought about diet pizza. Is there such a thing? Low-fat cheese atop less salted tomato sauce absent of olive oil? How 'bout low-cal salami or … Continue reading Diet Pizza vs. Play vs. Film
Novel Endearment
The Physician by Noah Gordon. Finished it two nights ago, dear worst-reader. Long has this book been on my to-read list. Long have various acquaintances (in Eurowasteland) inquired about my consumption of it. Short was the task to get thru it. Glad to finally hack it off my to-read list. Now the struggle to figure out which … Continue reading Novel Endearment
Demotivational Inspiration
Today's lesson, dear worst-reader, deals with You Can't Win by Jack Black. In the forward to Black's infamous book, William Burroughs -- the old man everyone wants as a sweet uncle on account he plays a true-to-life William Tell -- says: I see the world as a stage on which different actors are assigned different … Continue reading Demotivational Inspiration
The Perfect Novel (Question Mark)
Stoner by John Williams Others (see links below) call it the perfect novel. I’m a little torn on that. I mean, is perfection applicable to anything? Tommi's worst-cyncism aside. If one were to review the few and far between books I’ve read, then it’s clear that I’ve also read too little to even begin judging … Continue reading The Perfect Novel (Question Mark)
What I Wish I Were
Endspiel by Samuel Beckett A very silly title to a very silly post. To maintain some clarification, I do not wish I were Beckett. I only admire him for being an example that not everything the same can also be good. I do not believe Beckett to be the intellectual and/or difficult writer that so … Continue reading What I Wish I Were
Eat The Actor
State Of Fear by Michael Crichton Warning: minor plot spoiler. Attributable to worstwriter's past, I usually think about three things when it comes to the political and economic freak show of "climate change". Now don't get me wrong. When I say freak show it doesn't mean I'm against the shebang. I actually dig Greenpeace & … Continue reading Eat The Actor
It Didn't Bloom Until Tomorrow
The Night Thoreau Spent In Jail - A Play Waldo: Henry! Henry! What are you doing in jail? Henry: Waldo! What are you doing out of jail? Re-read "The Night Thoreau Spent in Jail" last night. First read was in 2004… I think. It is a two-act play that pretty-much summarises Henry David Thoreau's life. … Continue reading It Didn't Bloom Until Tomorrow
Krapp vs Krapp
Eleuthéria by Samuel Beckett All-time favourite word? "Krapp". worstwriterdotcom is, fittingly, full of the word 'krapp'. Oh, how I wish I could get credit for coining such a word. But all for naught. So much for worst-writer's attempt at replacing the word absurd with it. I mean, what sounds better, dear worst-reader, "everything is absurd" … Continue reading Krapp vs Krapp
Murky Century
A Century of War by William Engdahl Lost in conspiracy theory? As worst-writer I admit to delving in conspiracy theory in my life. I think it all started with some kid folding a dollar bill and thereby revealing a mushroom cloud which was supposed to represent America's dominance in the world because it was capable of … Continue reading Murky Century
History Bored
In The Garden Of Beasts by Erik Larson Oh, dear worst-reader, looks like I have to post a pseudo-worst-critique today albeit with a buy recommend. Finished this book the other night. Needed a few days to process it. Here's what I've worst come up with. This book bored the bejesus out of me. Half through … Continue reading History Bored
Poem Of Everything
Beowulf "Fate often saves an undoomed man when his courage is good." -Beowulf A story to adore? Beowulf is a text, when I finally got around to grasping it, that occupies forever the left ventricle of my heart. I have the story in a number of versions but the one I refer to most is … Continue reading Poem Of Everything
Don't Cry Work
Irre by Rainald Goetz Oh, dear worst-reader, worst-writer is a third into a book that he dislikes dearly which he may or may not write about on account he might not finish it. This sort of thing happens every once-a-once and I suppose it's inevitable. Still. I don't like writing about a book that I've … Continue reading Don't Cry Work
American Illusion 101
Empire of Illusion by Chris Hedges So. Like. When did the intellectual demise of America begin? Could it have begun with the invention of American morality? Wait. Focus. Two things in two sentences that are incompatible. Intellect and morality. I know, I know. To many, America was never really a mecca of intellect to begin … Continue reading American Illusion 101
Way To The 20th Century
Picasso At The Lapin Agile by Steve Martin In the movie From Hell, starring Johnny Depp, there is a line by Jack The Ripper (played by Ian Holm). It goes something like this: Someday people will know that I am the one that brought the 20th century. Even though I love the movie,the story it … Continue reading Way To The 20th Century
Alone With Company
One of Samuel Beckett's last published works. "Company" is a fable. I always thought a fable has animals in it. In this fable there's only "M" and "Hearer". Oh, there's a "W" in there somewhere, too. If that sounds a bit ambiguous, then go with what you're hearing. Ambiguity and loneliness is really all that's … Continue reading Alone With Company
Alternate History
Burr by Gore Vidal From the afterword: "Why a historical novel and not a history? To me, the attraction of the historical novel is that one can be as meticulous (or as careless!) as the historian and yet reserve the right not only to rearrange events but, most important, to attribute motive--something the conscientious historian … Continue reading Alternate History
This vs That
A People's History of the United States The Untold History of the United States If you saw these books in a store you might mix them up. At least you might mix up the titles. First, "A People's History of the United States" by Howard Zinn. Took me a lot of years to finally get to … Continue reading This vs That