It's the first time, since I can remember, dear worst-reader, that I've gone more than a year without visiting the country where I was reared, raised, braised and ruined. But that's what love is all about, eh? #Nomatter. On this quest to find the home that I will have to (eventually) leave again, here's a … Continue reading The first batch of stuff
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Preparation has begun, baby
Well, there you have it. After a year and a half of quarantine and only touching my direct family in the confines of two households, it’s my first PCR test. Reason? Not what you think. Instead. Worst-Writer is flying home on Sunday—to enter a third household—and like anyone else flying I have to be negative. … Continue reading Preparation has begun, baby
E-Bike Confusion Galore
https://youtu.be/dYkHmV7C2lY Here's the thing, dear worst-reader. Worst-writer has owned an e-bike since 2017. I've also been an avid cyclist since (about) 2007. As an e-bike consume-to-survivor, though, there's often a bit of here and there about the industry that kinda gets under my skin. A few recent articles and a YouTube video have woken up … Continue reading E-Bike Confusion Galore
Letter To Sister-Woman
Been itchy lately, dear worst-reader. Itchy means breaking out my old Hermes Baby. Rant on. -T
The Boxing Ring
The Boxing Ring Another dream worth transcribing, dear worst-reader? Not sure. But let's go with it anywho. I am a court jester, a janitor's fool, some wife's bathroom cleaner. But I am also a professional boxing referee stuck in a loop transaction of a match inside said ring. And here's the thing that could make … Continue reading The Boxing Ring
American Dystopia And The Consumption Of Golf Balls Through Garden Hoses
Same sweater, different film? One is Body Snatchers and the other Animal House. Actresses? Not at all the same. (Sarcasm off.) Alternate worst-title: Back in the day you could play musical cars (as in: musical chairs) at a great drive-in movie. Disclaimer: this worst-post contains spoiler alerts for an old movie and may (or may … Continue reading American Dystopia And The Consumption Of Golf Balls Through Garden Hoses
Salacious Lurid #Americant Galore, Baby
Alternate worst-title: #Trump, Roger Stone, Matt Gaetz and the man-child $hit$how that is the bottom trolling of #Americant with a bit from Oliver Stone's JFK. Disclaimer: this post is NSFW. Sometimes, dear worst-reader, the waters recede enough and the bottom is revealed. And what a bottom it is, eh. But does that mean you finally know … Continue reading Salacious Lurid #Americant Galore, Baby
Pepé Le Pew Or Beavis And Butthead?
Source of pic: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepé_Le_Pew There you have it, dear worst-reader. #Americant cartoons. What else is there to explain to the aliens--when they finally arrive--how the human mind/intellect functions? I mean. We don't have to explain much on account, well, it ain't Star Trek and I'm sure most aliens don't speak California English. And so. … Continue reading Pepé Le Pew Or Beavis And Butthead?
The Cuckoos Nest Flew Over The One
What does it take to change the story(line), dear worst-reader? You know. Change the story so that it fits the/your narrative. As in. My beloved & missed #Americant can't quite figure out what to do with the mischief of its toddler man-children in the here and now that has become a $hitshow of greed and … Continue reading The Cuckoos Nest Flew Over The One
Covid Update: E-Bike Ride, Want Machine, Things Learned In #Eurowasteland
Source of pic: #Interwebnet screenshot It's what I'm feeling sometimes, dear worst-reader. In these Covid times. Even though I try my worst-best not to live off my emotions--you know, like my #Americant rearing dictates--these times of restrictions galore tempt me. For example. The other day I screwed up real bad via unbridled temptation. I mean. … Continue reading Covid Update: E-Bike Ride, Want Machine, Things Learned In #Eurowasteland
Rusty Typing
One positive thing about COVID and 2021 is that I finally broke out my old typewriters and it's now how I communicate with my mother. Can you believe it? Snail mail? Who'd a thunk it? Then again, if/when I do thunk of it, I'm curious if US Postal Services can actually deliver it. You know. … Continue reading Rusty Typing
How Obvious Does It Have To Be
This is the stage at CPAC 2021. I mean, dudes and dudets, could it be more obvious? Source of pic: see link below Scenarios of things past that could only lead to things to come. Or. How I learned to see the future--of where my beloved & missed #Americant would go. Scenario 1. So. Like. … Continue reading How Obvious Does It Have To Be
Phases Of Right-Wing Cadaver Decay
Worst-title 2: Limbaugh gone, Limbaugh&Co alive and well. Or? Just another judgemental worst-post here, dear worst-reader. I've been abiding the obligatory three days and three nights thing to see if any rednecks have uncovered the tomb to let out the ghost so that it may rise in a flash of white-trash light to save the … Continue reading Phases Of Right-Wing Cadaver Decay
Pseudo-Review: Beamer Baby Boom
Title two: Review of the LG Cinebeam 1400 Lumen Wonder As you may or may not know, dear worst-reader, I'm a typing nut. That's right. Even though I'm not all-that interested in what's been typed (by worst-moi), as long as I'm doing it, life's almost good. The only other thing that's better in life than … Continue reading Pseudo-Review: Beamer Baby Boom
Update: Tech Rig Galore And Fun Discoveries
Worst-writer's Feb 2021 desk rig. The pic above, dear worst-reader, is the latest and greatest desktop setup of my tech world. As you may or may not note from any of my SBC and tech posts (https://worstwriter.com/tag/sbc/), I'm a cheap-o when it comes to tech stupid-money. That said, myself and my better-half are Apple fan-boys. … Continue reading Update: Tech Rig Galore And Fun Discoveries
Update: Non NAS NAS Galore, SBCs, Daily Rig
How 'bout a bit of a worst-update regarding worst-writer's tech krapp? Yes. No. Well, then... buckle up butter cup cause I haven't typed anything all day and I am seriously itchy. Or maybe not. As of late 2020 there's nothing left to be (technically) done, changed, updated, booted (into the bin) or saved in my … Continue reading Update: Non NAS NAS Galore, SBCs, Daily Rig
Coup vs Putsch
Source: screenshot from the #interwebnets Worst-title #2: Why it should be called the rich white trash Putsch and not #Americant Coup d'etat. Which do you prefer, dear worst-reader? Do you prefer Coup, as in Coup d'etat, as the proper nomenclature of #MAGA's newest and greatest achievement--other than electing president piss-hair in the first place? Or … Continue reading Coup vs Putsch
Occupy, Version Two Point Oh
Source of pic: screenshot from r/wallstreetbets "The game is rigged," they're saying, dear worst-reader. But worst-writer say: if it's rigged, especially on such a grand scale, how will/can you ever know it? In other worst-words: part of the rigging is making sure that those who are (being) rigged can never know that they are (being) … Continue reading Occupy, Version Two Point Oh
Welcome To $hithole Country
Welcome To Poophole Country Sh*thole country... -Donald J. Trump Where to go with all the toxicity, dear worst-reader? Hence a country is awash in poison, filth, dreck--including #Trump's hair--and whatever drug concoction of the day fits into the nose or arm of the lower and middle classes that are subsumed in the aftermath of political … Continue reading Welcome To $hithole Country
Salad Days vs Beuys Days
Joseph Beuys at the beach. Source: screenshot from the Interwebnets Worst-title #2: Thoughts stirred by Werk Ohne Autor Worst-title #3: Stop old money making all the films so that someone else can have a shot at it. "My salad days, when I was green in judgement…" -Cleopatra, Shakespeare Disclaimer: spoiler alert. This worst-post, like so … Continue reading Salad Days vs Beuys Days
Let The Vaccine Greed $hit$how Begin
The covid. Source: Interwebnets. Well, don't you know, dear worst-reader. The silly-show has begun regarding the/our privileged greed mongering galore in the name of survival, life, and the pursuit of more purchasing power. But this time it's not just the privilege of proximity-birth and who's at the head of the corporate mobbing council that determines … Continue reading Let The Vaccine Greed $hit$how Begin
Corporate Compulsive Casino Crew
Indeed. Dear worst-reader. There you have it. The four C's. Or. Better worst-put: how worst-writer finds better and better ways to describe, if not transcribe, what my beloved & missed #Americant-- land of THE FREE TO BE STUPID--has actually given the world and/or humanity since it turned the birth/day of Xhrist from July to December … Continue reading Corporate Compulsive Casino Crew
Praise Be To The Bighorn Sheep Of The Monolith Mountain Of Stupid
The one true god. Or maybe not. Sub (or worst) title (2): Making über fun of conservatism because... well... it can't understand Kubrick's monolithit's fun making fun of stupid First. Conservatism ain't and never was about workers. You know, workers being the same as the-working-poor. For don't you know, dear worst-reader, there's no such thing … Continue reading Praise Be To The Bighorn Sheep Of The Monolith Mountain Of Stupid
Two Old White Men In A Corona Bar Talking Politics
Worst-writer's thoughts on 2020s first non-presidential presidential debate. Trainwreck $hitshow forever.-worstwriter How afeared are you, dear worst-reader? Whaaaaa? No fear? How 'bout embarrassed? Is there such a thing as dying from embarrassment? If not, how was President Stupid's debate performance? And don't worry. You really don't have to answer the question. All you have to … Continue reading Two Old White Men In A Corona Bar Talking Politics
Conformity And Evil
So many things need to be said, eh dear-worst-reader? Especially with the death of a so-called jurist icon. And what about this jurist icon--that I haven't already tried to worst-convey? Well, here's the thing. As great as #RBG was, did any of her greatness lead to anything worthwhile? You know, something worthwhile in the big-picture … Continue reading Conformity And Evil
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