Worst-title #2: Dada-absurdism conspiracy-theory galore? Worst-title #3: Another Bielefeld Conspiracy? Here's a time-stamp link to the YouTube video. Had a rough night, dear worst-reader. Probably drank the wrong thing--again. You know. Wrong cocktail mixed with a bad vino. Or maybe not. Although I didn’t have a headache when I awoke around two in the A.M., … Continue reading Dada Dodo Doodoo
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Apple Fanboy Unfun And Bath Salts
Even though there’s a lot of know-non-sense here about worst-writer’s tech preferences, I’m always afeared to admit that I am an Apple fanboy (aghast). Which means, it cannot go un-worst-said: my choice of tech is NEVER about what one can do (w/ tech) but about what one can circumvent to make due (with tech). Or … Continue reading Apple Fanboy Unfun And Bath Salts
Old General’s Movie Worst-Words Lingering Large?
screenshot from the #interwebnets of the movie Patton Not sure what motivates worst-moi to worst-post this. Could it have something to do with Russia and Russia’s recent attempt at enabling/facilitating a new tzar, i.e. Putin? Then again. Europe, as I worst-write this, is (once again) at war. I mean. Don’t you know. It’s as though … Continue reading Old General’s Movie Worst-Words Lingering Large?
How To Denazify The Renazified
The Germans and the Italians lost WW2 but the fascists won. -George Carlin Once again, dear worst-reader, let’s review worst-writer’s worst-world view, shall we. Or. Put another worst-way, what is a fascist and, at the same time, since they are similar, what is a Nazi? I suppose, of course, the whole nazi-thing is easier to … Continue reading How To Denazify The Renazified
Fifteen Year Single Malt Darkness Joy
Source of pic: worst-writer doing his thing. The storm’s name is Eileen. I think. Hitting UK and the continent bigly. I have one of those massive Strandkorb chairs on one of my five balconies and I just missed being able to film the thing being toppled over as though it were a leaf in the … Continue reading Fifteen Year Single Malt Darkness Joy
Oldest Profession vs Three Trillion Dollar Man
Screenshot from the #interwebnets Disclaimer: if you’d prefer to skip all the/my worst-writing about the pitfalls of being an Apple fanboy, scroll down to buzz-word-monopoly. As an Apple fanboy let me first get this out of the way: technology is never about what you can do but instead about what you cannot do. Taking that … Continue reading Oldest Profession vs Three Trillion Dollar Man
Patriotism vs Nationalism
Worst-subtitle: The meaning of words don’t matter if everything else is un-understood So. Like. A thought hit me a few years back, dear worst-reader. Been kinda busy with it ever since. It goes something like this. I was questioning (my) worst-choices in life that had lead me to hang-out in one of those lodges for … Continue reading Patriotism vs Nationalism
Blathering To The Stars
https://youtu.be/3N7L8Xhkzqo With all the deserved criticism of rich people these days, worst-writer considers Elon to be less worthy of such criticism. The problem with having (so much) money, dear worst-reader, is that it usually turns people into arseholes. The reality is--in these pseudo-capitalist times--the vast majority of rich people are not rich because of merit … Continue reading Blathering To The Stars
Perfect Pic
Source of pic: see link below. Get a load of the pic, dear worst-reader. Does it hurt/pleasure? Ache/relief? Split that slight creese between mind and body that perturbs so much (y)our ill-existence aka (y)our compulsive driven existance that is #Americant(ism). Or have you had an original thought (lately) that could/might circumspect (all things) of (y)our … Continue reading Perfect Pic
Worst-Heilfasten And Herbal Tee, Baby
The Fasten regiment. Don’t you know, dear worst-reader, I just finished my second fasting session. The first fasting was at the beginning of October last year. It was followed by a low-carb diet. I finished the second fasting Saturday. I’m now back on low-carbs. Result? I’m down forty-plus pounds. At five feet ten, approaching sixty … Continue reading Worst-Heilfasten And Herbal Tee, Baby
Charger GX, New Battery, Motor Maintenance
Wow. It’s been a while dear-worst-rider. How bout an update on worst-writer’s wunder e-bike? And. Don’t you know. My R&M Charger GX is still going strong. Lots of strong, I think. With that in mind. I’m about to surpass 18k kilometres? Is that a lot? I have no idear. My wife’s Charger Mixte is slowly … Continue reading Charger GX, New Battery, Motor Maintenance
Hiatus Indeed
Taking a break. Major break. Rant on. -T
From The Desk Of…
Rant on. -T
Scamerica
Source: worstriter pic of someone's sidewalk art; pic is inverted to avoid shadows Few and far between are these visits to my beloved & missed #Americant. When was the last time I was here prior to May 9th, 2021? Well, there was a short kinda emergency visit in November 2019. What a mess that was. … Continue reading Scamerica
Jab 2 Done, Vaccinated
It takes another two weeks for the vaccine to do its full job, dear worst-reader. But at least I can say I got both shots as of today. And how proud, thankful, grateful I am to be able to get vaccinated. In fact, I'm so tickled, I'm thinking of getting an image of the corona … Continue reading Jab 2 Done, Vaccinated
How Creativity Dies The Slow Death
Source of pic: screenshot from the interwebnets Worst-writer can remember his first confrontation with a movie sequel. It was Superman. Then came Star Wars. If you don't know, dear worst-reader, I'm worst-writing here from the POV of movies from the 1970s. Soon after that, the 1980s, the movie sequel would become the norm. But then, … Continue reading How Creativity Dies The Slow Death
Transubstantiation Wit In Times Of Covid
As you may or may not have noticed, dear worst-reader, I'm visiting my family in times of Covid. Reason? Well, I'm not quite uncomfortable enough to say exactly why I'm here. Let me just put this out there in the mean time: I'm here, during the worst pandemic in a hundred years, because a family … Continue reading Transubstantiation Wit In Times Of Covid
The Problem With Un-Gentleman Suitors
I try, dear worst-reader. I really do. In fact, I might have broke my personal record when it comes to days watching at least fifteen to thirty minutes of faux newz. As revolting as that is, I'm glad I got through it--and it's now over. And so. Indeed. It takes a day or two (or … Continue reading The Problem With Un-Gentleman Suitors
When the answer just comes
Source: interwebnet screenshot There are moments when advertising even works for me. Take for example this billboard. I mean. As worst-writer, it’s kinda obvious I’ve already failed but at least I answered that question long ago. Or? Rant on. -T
The Not So Grand Intervention
I've been in my beloved & missed #Americant during the worst pandemic in a hundred years for a week now. I received my first covid shot within hours of arriving. Should be getting second shot within the next three weeks. I consider being able to fly here and get vaccinated an awesome privilege--and for that … Continue reading The Not So Grand Intervention
Safe than sorry with good views
I can feel it dear worst-reader. The contempt. The disdain. The disrespect. It's everywhere here, don't you know. Of course, what better place to actually see the origin of it all--the all that is contempt, disdain, etc., than to be in the lower canal bowels of the bellied beast that is my beloved & missed … Continue reading Safe than sorry with good views
Pfizer, jet-lag and no pictures
My scheduled appointment was at 10am. I arrived at the vaccination centre and 9:56am. Although traffic cones by the thousands were prestigiously aligned, most certainly capable of guiding hundreds if not thousands of cars, there was no vaccinations being given in cars. In fact, the only cars there were those parked at reserved spaces. So … Continue reading Pfizer, jet-lag and no pictures
Doozy flight if it weren’t for the mask thingy
Have to admit something, dear worst-reader. I was a bit nervous about my first flight in so long. And then there's that silly (sarcasm) COVID thingy. Of course, after getting tested negative, the only thing left was to actually get through with it. Yeah, it's worst-true. I thought once or thrice about cancelling the whole … Continue reading Doozy flight if it weren’t for the mask thingy
Such and odd view
Mega empty terminal. Or did I just snap the picture at the right moment of terminal emptiness? #Nomatter. As usual I’m an early bird kinda traveler. Since this is my first flight in 1.5yrs and there’s all these extra precautions and protocols to confuse me and and and… say, how is it that this world … Continue reading Such and odd view
Well, that’s a good sign
My first COVID negative test And with this I can board an airplane that will most definitely be pointed in the direction of my beloved & missed United Mistakes. And so it shall be… in a few hours. Rant on. -T
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