Due to (technical) knowledge constraints I thought I overcame, I recently gave up hosting my blog with AWS. According to the conspiracy theorist inside my third-eye, I think the problem I had hosting at AWS was due to the fact that they couldn't up-sell me and my lolly blog from being free-tier to being (insert $-amount) … Continue reading Blog Migration H-Eeeee-Double-Toothpicks And Why I Left #AWS
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Of the few people I wish I could have met. Or. At 12 I learned the Bible story of Goliath v Comrade David
Due to broken family relations, I attended a few bible study classes in my early years. At the time, while sitting in the back of the class, I didn't think much of it. According to my mother, I had to go, I was paying my time. In later years recollection of those classes both haunts and … Continue reading Of the few people I wish I could have met. Or. At 12 I learned the Bible story of Goliath v Comrade David
Adieu Democrats Or How I Know I'm Smarter Than #Hillary
Well, dear worst-reader, obviously I'm not smarter than Hillary Rodham Clinton. But does that matter at this point? It most certainly does not. I suppose there is no better subject to tackle after a two-month hiatus of worst-writing and an incredible 18 month long batshit election. And so... I tried. I've really tried. I have … Continue reading Adieu Democrats Or How I Know I'm Smarter Than #Hillary
Saga Puke Of #Americant Dumbed Voices Continues, But I'll See The Film Anyway Eventually
Sometimes I (worst)wonder about the voice(s) that raised me. Obviously I didn't listen much to them, yet they somehow were able to embed in the depths of the 90% brain that's used so little. Have the 20+ yrs in #Eurowasteland brought about those distant voices? Has the trauma of expatriate-ism dis-embedded those voices? Not sure. … Continue reading Saga Puke Of #Americant Dumbed Voices Continues, But I'll See The Film Anyway Eventually
A Grid Computer, A Deadline, German Girls Learning American-English
How easy one forgets or just plain misses his/her history. In today's world of fancy-pants super computers masquerading as dumb-downed smartphones there was a day a long, long, long time ago where humility reigned supreme--especially when it was Friday late afternoon and one takes on a deadline for 8am Monday. At least that's how I remember my entry … Continue reading A Grid Computer, A Deadline, German Girls Learning American-English
Rich vs Rich
https://youtu.be/C6GyphHLAmc Some say there's a difference between wealthy and rich. It has something to do with how you came to your money. In the end the words don't matter. What does matter, though, is the result of the world's greatest experiment in democracy playing the I can be rich and powerful and all-knowing and the centre … Continue reading Rich vs Rich
The Lie Of The #Eurowasteland Mind
When I moved to the Germania tribe of the EU in 1989, just before the Berlin Wall fell, money was all-kinda confused and at border crossings, especially to Holland, guards still checked my baggage for drugs. Was I relieved when the money got simple and I didn't have to worry about them finding a few … Continue reading The Lie Of The #Eurowasteland Mind
Dizzying Constitutional Reminds Of Sailing Days
(Un)Fortunately I'm no photographer. But I could attach a toilet bowel better than the guy that built this one. Sorry for the bad pic. Can you make out the lean? I couldn't figure out how to take this pic (for posterity's sake) of our forth floor bathroom and the lopsided bowel that someone, somehow, permanently installed. Do you … Continue reading Dizzying Constitutional Reminds Of Sailing Days
Words Of Wisdom For Consume-To-Survivors (Un)knowing Of Their Caste
Caste - noun - prohibitions prevent people from marrying outside their caste: class, social class, order, social order, social division, grade, grading, group, grouping, station, stratum, echelon, rank, level, degree, set; place, standing, position, status; Hinduism varna; archaic estate, sphere. The coffee tastes metallic this morn. Has to do with my upset stomach--I think. Finally got a bit of the bug the other day. Better half already got it during our second or third week here. Now it's my turn. It's not so bad … Continue reading Words Of Wisdom For Consume-To-Survivors (Un)knowing Of Their Caste
Benefits Of Pressure Cooking, Long White Wrapping Tape Poetry, Subcontinent Blues
Bought a pressure cooker the other day. When it arrived and I unpacked it I realised quickly that lowered expectations would have served me better. But how low? This is not the continent, I remembered. Lower your expectations, my thoughts repeated. Sub and sub-par. One of the security guards who watches over our little gated … Continue reading Benefits Of Pressure Cooking, Long White Wrapping Tape Poetry, Subcontinent Blues
Another Do-It-Right Check For #Eurowasteland
Aaron Swartz would be proud? The only problem is, what would make him proud ain't happening where it should be happening. I mean, who cares about #eurowasteland anyways? Nothing comes out of #eurowasteland except new fangled ways of implementing centralised government and nifty ways to tax the sh*t out of people. On the other hand, while … Continue reading Another Do-It-Right Check For #Eurowasteland
Pumpkin Head And The Misogynistic Nation Of Dips And Dimwits
A worst-reader sent me a email this morn. In the email I was asked the following question: What is the essence of evil? While eating breakfast, drinking too much English Breakfast tea and surfing the Interwebnets, my mind drifted to the following in its quest to find an answer. Is the essence of evil murder … Continue reading Pumpkin Head And The Misogynistic Nation Of Dips And Dimwits
Another Reason Why #AWS Tech People Shouldn't Sail The Boat
Actually, the saying goes: boat builders shouldn't sail the boat. But we have to modify the saying today on account we're dealing with techies. But I digress. §Got a atypical techi email (i.e. previous blog post) the other day that took me a while to comprehend. I was told by #AWS (Amazon Web Service) that my … Continue reading Another Reason Why #AWS Tech People Shouldn't Sail The Boat
When It Rains It Goes Kaputt – #AWS Letter And Power Outages From Hell
A post about how sh*t happens when you move to another world. First. The power goes out in India--a lot. And I don't mean it goes out during a storm or something. The friggin power goes out all the time. At our new place it goes out ten friggin' times day. It's not like we're living … Continue reading When It Rains It Goes Kaputt – #AWS Letter And Power Outages From Hell
Superficial Question Of The Day: What Should 7B People Do According to Mr. Jensen?
The question: What should 7 billion useless eating bottom feeder lemmings do if they are not achievers--but think they are (achievers)? Ah. The tried & true response to a grand issue stemming out of the sophomoric mindset of a pseudo (master)debater and an unbeknownst polymath (wannabe). The answer from she/he: It doesn’t really matter. But … Continue reading Superficial Question Of The Day: What Should 7B People Do According to Mr. Jensen?
Email From A Friend #260
13 May, 2016 Dear Tom: Speaking of politics... This is old but it got under my skin: http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-05-03/ted-cruz-explodes-epic-anti-trump-rant-he-utterly-amoral-narcissist-serial-philander But I can say, Ted Cruz is the most depressing little dwebe that has ever run for president... I am SO glad that guy was shut out, I don't care who did it, but that guy would … Continue reading Email From A Friend #260
Pseudo Review Of Jura's Impressa J85 And Its Passage To India
Here are five ways, according to worstwriter, how one can make coffee. Of course there are other ways but these are the only ones that matter. Moka Pot (the only alternative to a high pressure machine for espresso) French Press (great for breakfast or afternoon quickie) Espresso (number one but also expensive) Instant (seriously, I … Continue reading Pseudo Review Of Jura's Impressa J85 And Its Passage To India
Who Forgot The K In Barry-O's Name?
Time to go there, shall we dear worst-reader? Today, as we deal with all things worst, let's worst-talk about food named after people. Reason? Well, get this, it has been brought to my attention that Russia--that great and vast land full of peoples destined to be ruled by two-bit dictators--has an issue with a non-white … Continue reading Who Forgot The K In Barry-O's Name?
Passage To India: First Night In New Home, Dreams Don't Come True, Or Did They Already?
Spent last night alone in our new über-Flat. My better-half is in Mumbai and she stuck me with the luggage and dog to take to our new home. No hard feelings though, the dog and I survived the ordeal in the treacherous heat! Yeah, Beckett, the killer pug, the three of us, have been living out … Continue reading Passage To India: First Night In New Home, Dreams Don't Come True, Or Did They Already?
Prince v Metallica, Deposing The Middleman, Boxsets In Heaven
First A. This post is NSFW. First B. The window of opportunity has closed. We are screwed because moneyed interests are the new Gods of art, creativity and life. Or. I would really like to see a change in the music industrial complex now that Prince is gone. Second. I am a child of two … Continue reading Prince v Metallica, Deposing The Middleman, Boxsets In Heaven
Yacht Fantasy, Retractable Keels And Why #Americant Is The Dream
Woke up hot and bothered this morn. While walking the dog a local informed me that he's never experienced temperatures like these in Bangelore at this time of year. As I worst-write this weather.com is saying it's ninety-nine degrees fahrenheit outside. It actually feels cooler now than a few hours ago because there was no … Continue reading Yacht Fantasy, Retractable Keels And Why #Americant Is The Dream
Passage To India: Auto Rickshaw Trash Trucks, Wet Dust, Pigeon Soul Removed
Walking the dog is the worst. There's no place to walk the dog. Well, there's no place to walk him if you want to be free from street dogs. I'm not one to fear a dog or two that I don't know. I can read their tales, their ears, their eyes. But when suddenly out … Continue reading Passage To India: Auto Rickshaw Trash Trucks, Wet Dust, Pigeon Soul Removed
Passage To India: Tea, Panama, Missing Rain And Tech
Never thought I'd say this. But I miss the rain. Don't get me wrong. I don't miss it much. But I haven't seen cloudy skies since leaving good 'ol Germania just over a month ago. Wait. Scratch that. Just writing about rain reminds me of how much I hate Germania weather. The sky there is … Continue reading Passage To India: Tea, Panama, Missing Rain And Tech
At Odds With Our Government
For posterity's sake below is worst-writer's transcription of Tim Cook's tell-all, ask-all and all-around cute little keynote speech before he starts hocking gadgets to the world and thereby protecting the bottom line, March 2016. I've listened to this speech several times. Each time I listen it gets under my gander more and more. But enough of my … Continue reading At Odds With Our Government
Designed In Ain't Made In #Americant
Upon his death (or joining Elvis) Steve Jobs left behind one of the most successful companies the world has ever known. Almost five years later Apple Inc. is still a behemoth of cash and profits. Which begs worst-moi to ask the following: is it me or does it feel like Apple is riding on laurels? Every … Continue reading Designed In Ain't Made In #Americant