Subtitle: Wurst-review: Oppenheimer Would you believe, dear wurst-reader, I bought the movie Oppenheimer, like, almost a year ago and finally gave it look last night? What took so long? Not sure. But. Perhaps. Maybe. I’m going through a kind of Christoper Nolan wurst-phase? You know, on account, I’ve watched a series of Nolan films in … Continue reading Blow Up The World With Communist Sparkles
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Saved By A Raspberry Pi
As noted here, it took about two years too long to move from an Intel Mac to a Mx Mac. Although I really dug my 2017 12” MacBook–yes, the little one with the funky Butterfly keyboard–I should have moved on from it much earlier than I did. The thing is, the reason I didn’t move … Continue reading Saved By A Raspberry Pi
Out With Old In With…
Been a long time coming, dear wurst-reader. The better-half and I bought 12” MacBooks–the ones with the funky keyboard–in 2016/17 respectively. Although the 2017 device served me well for a few years, as is always the case with Apple krapp, the time inevitably arrives where one bites the bullet and opens the wallet anew. On … Continue reading Out With Old In With…
Hate Bigotry Racism Greed Wins The Loser Game Again
Obviously, dear worst-reader, worst-writer has been on a hiatus. Reason? What is there to worst-write in the wake of #Americant political and social upheaval? I know. I know. The Biden years should have been a relief from the Trump years. But they weren’t. Of course. Let’s not mince worst-words here. Worst-writer is liberal. That is. … Continue reading Hate Bigotry Racism Greed Wins The Loser Game Again
Geriatric Rock On
When I first read–sometime in either 2020 or 2021–that the Stones were working on a NEW studio album there was worst-wonderment. How can that be, I thought. Of all the elite geriatric rockers which of them needs to bring a NEW studio album? How bout re-record something? Cover something Jazzy? Tour with someone younger? The … Continue reading Geriatric Rock On
There Is No Deep-State
https://youtu.be/Vy779dKfqp4?si=E9FEwMAoqyye56ux Alternative worst-title: More of the old man on the porch yelling: get off my…! Oh, dear worst-reader, when will it end? Will it eventually end as it all ends? You know. The old man finally keels over and dies–right there on his beloved front porch? Then, finally, you think/wish/hope the day has arrived when … Continue reading There Is No Deep-State
Link To The Stars
Well, here we go, dear worst-reader. The time has arrived. I mean. How long has worst-writer avoided upgrading his/her home network and/or internet provider? Of course. One of the reasons I’ve avoided it most certainly can’t have anything to do with the idear internet in Germany sucks. What could/should/would require one to change? Indeed. And … Continue reading Link To The Stars
Five Foot Three Three Hundred Pounds Of Americant
https://youtu.be/sqSA-SY5Hro Update: 26, August. I’ve since learned that there is some “walking back” regarding this song… from the singer. Well what do you know. Does worst-writer care? Probably not. In other worst-words, let these morons fight among themselves with all their hate and bigotry. Wow. It's been awhile, dear worst-reader. For worst-posting, that is. Has … Continue reading Five Foot Three Three Hundred Pounds Of Americant
White Lie vs Big Lie
Had to look it up, dear worst-reader. Had to look up what a white lie is. Reason? National (or is it media) gaslighting can be confusing. Or? Don’t you know. That thing that has turned my beloved & missed united mistakes of #Americant into a hellhole of mass shootings, train wrecks, bridge failures, shooting down … Continue reading White Lie vs Big Lie
Toy Soldiering Politikiness
Can you believe it, dear worst-reader. Don‘t you know. Am I wrong. A newly elected house of mis-representative brought granades to work and dished them out as symbols to his compatriots. WTF. Indeed. Or. I guess. He did such a thing to celebrate his entering the sanctimony of the united mistakes of #Americant house of–you-know-what. … Continue reading Toy Soldiering Politikiness
Pseudo-Review 3 – iPad Air 5, A While Later
Pseudo-Review 3 - iPad Air 5, A While Later Alternative worst-title: Solving iOS 16.2‘s biggest problem Previous pseudo-review here and here. Well. Don‘t you know. Dear worst-reader. Worst-writer is still pretty tickled with the new iPad Air 5. In fact. Since the iOS 16.2 update, where there are significant improvements to driving a second monitor, … Continue reading Pseudo-Review 3 – iPad Air 5, A While Later
Just When You Thought…
Alternative worst-title: It’s New To Me: Accelerationism. Wow, dear worst-reader. As if there’s not enough to busy the worst-mind. You know. Enough mindfcuk bat$hit that turns the head(s) of MAGA aka THE LAND OF FREEDOM TO BE STUPID aka my beloved & missed #Americant. Oh. It is everywhere. Namely. There’s former prez Cheeto-jeezus. Forgotten him … Continue reading Just When You Thought…
Battle Of The Worst-Writing Apps
Worst-Alternative title: iaWriter vs. Ulysses or the battle for writing minimalism For worst-writer, dear worst-reader, it all started with some kinda tex-edit program or what today would be called a note app. Or maybe not. Yeah. Anywho. So it started. As in the late friggin 1980s. I’m worst-writing, of course, about writing on computer machines … Continue reading Battle Of The Worst-Writing Apps
Screenshot From Almost Hell
Alternative worst-title: iPad Air 5 pseudo-review number 3 or how I might lose my worst-mind Was so looking forward to iPadOS 16.2 update, dear worst-reader. Reason? As noted here, worst-writer is kinda enamoured with the new iPad Air 5 (M1). In fact. I’m so impressed with this glass slate of tech I’m on the verge … Continue reading Screenshot From Almost Hell
Don’t Panic
So. Like. This happened the other day. I’m in town approaching the bio-market and out of the blue sirens start going off all around me, even on my phone. At first I startled, thinking it was a bank robbery on account I was at that moment walking past a bank. Then I remembered. Oh yeah! … Continue reading Don’t Panic
Could The Devil Make Him Not Do It
In the ordinary moral universe, the good will do the best they can, the worst will do the worst they can, but if you want to make good people do wicked things, you’ll need religion. -Christopher Hitchens Alternative worst-title of this worst-post: The troll conundrum. Been worst-contemplating, dear worst-reader. Or. Like you. Should I just … Continue reading Could The Devil Make Him Not Do It
Worst Dual Citizenship?
As you may or mayn‘t have noticed, dear worst-reader, worst-writer is an expat. Reason(s) for that is covered through out this worst-blog. In short, worst-writer found a way to jump the greed $hit-ship thereby avoiding a life of minimum wage poverty known as the #Americant dream. That was the end of the 1980s. And so. … Continue reading Worst Dual Citizenship?
Wisdom Bumper Stickers
Had to worst-post, dear worst-reader. Found this the other day on the back of a Smart (car) while walking Beckett, the killer pug. FYI. Schwachkopf is wordplay with Schwarzkopf which is a German hair shampoo. The entire image parodies the shampoo brand. Schwachkopf literally translates to weak-minded but IDIOT or dunce is most applicable here. … Continue reading Wisdom Bumper Stickers
Pseudo-Review – iPad Air 5, One Week Later
Previous pseudo-review is here. So. First. For some worst-context, here‘s a rundown of worst-writer‘s tech. MacBook 12“ (2017), i5/8gb/500gb iPhone 11 iPad Air 5 (2022), M1/64gb Raspberry Pi 4, 4gb For the past year or so I‘ve been using my better-half‘s hand-me-down iPad. She has since moved on to an iPad Pro. Although her old … Continue reading Pseudo-Review – iPad Air 5, One Week Later
My Severance Was A Bit Different
Alternative worst-title: Pseudo-Review of Severance, the tv show Disclaimer: I‘m writing this pseudo-review after viewing the first two episodes only. No spoilers. So buckle-up buttercup. Having recently purchased a new iPad Air 5, I‘m once again on the AppleTV+ rodeo--on account I get the service for three months for free. For. In case, dear worst-reader, … Continue reading My Severance Was A Bit Different
Michelin Star In Cologne
Six course meal, galore. Ten year anniversary dinner, dear worst-reader. Also, first time in two and half years (covid) we went out. Köln’s La Société has left me disappointed in the past. High-end catered food, I‘ve said. But not this time. Starting top right > left. Shrimp wraps, jelly wrapped goose liver, wolfsbarsh filet, baby … Continue reading Michelin Star In Cologne
Pseudo Review: iPad Air 5 2022
Alternative worst-title: Has worst-writer purchased his last Macintosh (laptop)? One week later pseudo-review here. Took a few years, dear worst-reader. You know. Took a few years before I came round. Round to what, you ask. Well. The biggest reason I never really liked iPads and barely tolerate iPhones is because of one piece of modern … Continue reading Pseudo Review: iPad Air 5 2022
-Isms Dream
Fascism, Capitalism, Authoritarianism and, of course, (insert your) religion-ism here, but not necessarily in that order. On the other hand, how is it that all these isms are alive and perky these days? Alive and perky like that little girl in spring who you think is running across a field of joy with her hair … Continue reading -Isms Dream
Is That Your Real Hair Colour
A Pseudo Review of the movie: Blonde Alternative worst-title: A time before Weinstein and Cosby & Co. She died a few months before I was born. It took till the late 70s before I saw one of her movies--on a black & white TV. As the 80s came and went and worst-writer started taking down … Continue reading Is That Your Real Hair Colour
The Fear: Going Nomadland As Leisure Van Man
Italian Lake Bavarian Lake The trip started, as they all must, in D’dorf. Weather forecast for the trip indicated some rain but for the next ten days we were expecting Indian summer weather from Italy to Bavaria. Indian summer we got. Our trip began in the early afternoon on a Thursday. Since we prefer to … Continue reading The Fear: Going Nomadland As Leisure Van Man
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