Alternative worst-title of this post of worst: Crime does kinda pay or definitely costs less nowadays. Who’s celebrating, dear worst-reader? Or is it not worth celebrating that former prez pee-pee-hair kinda was found guilty on tax fraud? I worst-say kinda guilty because, well, he’s not called teflon Donny for nothing. In other worst-words, only two … Continue reading The Land Of Fluff
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Terminate Everyworstthing
Worst-alternate title: Conservative conservatorium of spite and hate and chip on shoulders and THE FREEDOM TO BE STUPID No. Seriously. Dear worst-reader! I try. I really try. Heck. I even read one of Matt Taibbi‘s books. But then. Somehow. Something. Somewhere… Yeah. I had to stop admiring this guy. This talented word-smith dropped off my … Continue reading Terminate Everyworstthing
Could The Devil Make Him Not Do It
In the ordinary moral universe, the good will do the best they can, the worst will do the worst they can, but if you want to make good people do wicked things, you’ll need religion. -Christopher Hitchens Alternative worst-title of this worst-post: The troll conundrum. Been worst-contemplating, dear worst-reader. Or. Like you. Should I just … Continue reading Could The Devil Make Him Not Do It
Call In Sick, Everyone
What is #Americant? That’s the worst-question of the worst-day. And what a question it is, eh, dear worst-reader. That being worst-said. Of all the examples of what makes #Americant, which one stands out the most regarding how the minions, the suckers, the morons, the submissive ones and the compulsive behaviourists… Notice, dear worst-reader, that worst-writer … Continue reading Call In Sick, Everyone
Worst Dual Citizenship?
As you may or mayn‘t have noticed, dear worst-reader, worst-writer is an expat. Reason(s) for that is covered through out this worst-blog. In short, worst-writer found a way to jump the greed $hit-ship thereby avoiding a life of minimum wage poverty known as the #Americant dream. That was the end of the 1980s. And so. … Continue reading Worst Dual Citizenship?
Wisdom Bumper Stickers
Had to worst-post, dear worst-reader. Found this the other day on the back of a Smart (car) while walking Beckett, the killer pug. FYI. Schwachkopf is wordplay with Schwarzkopf which is a German hair shampoo. The entire image parodies the shampoo brand. Schwachkopf literally translates to weak-minded but IDIOT or dunce is most applicable here. … Continue reading Wisdom Bumper Stickers
Pseudo-Review – iPad Air 5, One Week Later
Previous pseudo-review is here. So. First. For some worst-context, here‘s a rundown of worst-writer‘s tech. MacBook 12“ (2017), i5/8gb/500gb iPhone 11 iPad Air 5 (2022), M1/64gb Raspberry Pi 4, 4gb For the past year or so I‘ve been using my better-half‘s hand-me-down iPad. She has since moved on to an iPad Pro. Although her old … Continue reading Pseudo-Review – iPad Air 5, One Week Later
Fake It Till You Make It
It is the new & forever improving/changing #Americant creed, don‘t you know, dear worst-reader. Fake it till you make it. Considering how things are going, of late (on this planet), or at least since the beginning of the twenty-first century, if you don‘t live a life of fake it till you make it then you … Continue reading Fake It Till You Make It
My Severance Was A Bit Different
Alternative worst-title: Pseudo-Review of Severance, the tv show Disclaimer: I‘m writing this pseudo-review after viewing the first two episodes only. No spoilers. So buckle-up buttercup. Having recently purchased a new iPad Air 5, I‘m once again on the AppleTV+ rodeo--on account I get the service for three months for free. For. In case, dear worst-reader, … Continue reading My Severance Was A Bit Different
Michelin Star In Cologne
Six course meal, galore. Ten year anniversary dinner, dear worst-reader. Also, first time in two and half years (covid) we went out. Köln’s La Société has left me disappointed in the past. High-end catered food, I‘ve said. But not this time. Starting top right > left. Shrimp wraps, jelly wrapped goose liver, wolfsbarsh filet, baby … Continue reading Michelin Star In Cologne
Pseudo Review: iPad Air 5 2022
Alternative worst-title: Has worst-writer purchased his last Macintosh (laptop)? One week later pseudo-review here. Took a few years, dear worst-reader. You know. Took a few years before I came round. Round to what, you ask. Well. The biggest reason I never really liked iPads and barely tolerate iPhones is because of one piece of modern … Continue reading Pseudo Review: iPad Air 5 2022
Monster Blueburd Gory Facebag Prime Crack Now Buy More
Alternative worst-title: Musk and the new wave of CEO mismanagement or how to giggle-barf profusely at Zuckerberg and does Beos creep you out? Probably can’t worst-write about it enough, dear worst-reader. That says a lot considering how much worse there is out there these days. So let’s ask a few worst-questions instead. For worst-example. Are … Continue reading Monster Blueburd Gory Facebag Prime Crack Now Buy More
-Isms Dream
Fascism, Capitalism, Authoritarianism and, of course, (insert your) religion-ism here, but not necessarily in that order. On the other hand, how is it that all these isms are alive and perky these days? Alive and perky like that little girl in spring who you think is running across a field of joy with her hair … Continue reading -Isms Dream
When #Americant Can. Maybe.
To understand the reflexive defense of Alex Jones, one has to understand the ethos of the new right. It is both aggressively punitive and perpetually aggrieved. It lives to smash its enemies in the mouth and “burn down” the American establishment. At the same time, the new right claims that it’s the real victim—as if … Continue reading When #Americant Can. Maybe.
Is That Your Real Hair Colour
A Pseudo Review of the movie: Blonde Alternative worst-title: A time before Weinstein and Cosby & Co. She died a few months before I was born. It took till the late 70s before I saw one of her movies--on a black & white TV. As the 80s came and went and worst-writer started taking down … Continue reading Is That Your Real Hair Colour
Not A Fan But
Source: interwebnet screenshot I know there are those who try to have discourse with the other side but worst-writer is usually not one of them. But every once a once I do get caught up in the $hitstorm. More often than not, though, it’s usually clear from the get-go who/what I’m dealing with. And so. … Continue reading Not A Fan But
Humbling The Unhumbleble
Although not an AirTag user, worst-writer is digging this report. For. Don't you know, dear worst-reader. Where is there a better example of pure, unadulterated corporate arrogance than airlines? That this happens to LH shouldn't surprise worst-moi. If I have a choice when flying to my beloved & missed united mistakes of #Americant I always … Continue reading Humbling The Unhumbleble
Blooming Bud Risk
Worst-alternative title: Or How I Finally Looked Up Esoteric And the day came when the risk of remaining in bud became more painful than the risk of blooming. -Anais Nin; translation help by deepl.com So. Like. The other morning I came across a camper with this text printed in small letters on its side. Although … Continue reading Blooming Bud Risk
The Plague Of National Incompetence
This story (link below) has rattled worst-moi more than most regarding the #Americant disease of incompetence. What do I mean by that, you ask, dear worst-reader? Well, it worst-goes something like this. My beloved & missed united mistakes of #Americant has been suffering for decades as the ill-magic-seed of Ronald Reagan has blossomed into the … Continue reading The Plague Of National Incompetence
The Fear: Going Nomadland As Leisure Van Man
Italian Lake Bavarian Lake The trip started, as they all must, in D’dorf. Weather forecast for the trip indicated some rain but for the next ten days we were expecting Indian summer weather from Italy to Bavaria. Indian summer we got. Our trip began in the early afternoon on a Thursday. Since we prefer to … Continue reading The Fear: Going Nomadland As Leisure Van Man
Analyzing: Everything You Know Is Wrong
Source: Hannah Arendt Rant on. -T
Defining Fascism: Subservience
Defining Fascism: Subservience Extremism is the political cost of pronounced social inequality and political stagnation. -Chris Hedges, see link below We’ve been there before, eh, dear worst-reader? Here and here a few worst-thoughts about trying to figure out Fascism. With recent elections in Italy, with the dire-straights Putin has caused with his “special operations“ in … Continue reading Defining Fascism: Subservience
The Proud Boys Of Deindustrialization
"We Are Proud Boys": Far-Right Gang Normalized Political Violence, Embraced by GOP - YouTube "We Are Proud Boys": Far-Right Gang Normalized Political Violence, Embraced by GOP - YouTube Well. There you have it, dear worst-reader. The link/video above is yet another example of how my beloved & missed united mistakes of #Americant has reduced itself … Continue reading The Proud Boys Of Deindustrialization
Dustbin. Big, Little, Heavy Dustbin.
No institution helps obscure the crimes of empire and buttress class rule and white supremacy as effectively as the British monarchy. — Read on chrishedges.substack.com/p/monarchs-belong-in-the-dustbin-of Great read. Who can say/write it better? Rant on. -T
Careful What You Say Or Sell
McDonald's to close for Queen's funeral on Monday - BBC News McDonald's to close for Queen's funeral on Monday - BBC News Now that's a relief, eh, dear worst-reader? I mean. Isn't the name McDonald Scottish? Or is it Irish? Maybe it's just some quintessentially British sounding word. #Nomatter. The thing is, a fast-food giant … Continue reading Careful What You Say Or Sell
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